ANGEL.
@heavenbanished.bsky.social
I could go to heaven, I could go to hell.
// i have Got to find a new fc before i make my joyce account. i can't have Two. Thats Greedy
January 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
// i have Got to find a new fc before i make my joyce account. i can't have Two. Thats Greedy
// i lied now im going to sleep
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 AM
// i lied now im going to sleep
// shes infodumping. but her hyperfixation is God
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 AM
// shes infodumping. but her hyperfixation is God
( nc )
(suddenly very calm?) If you were to assign anyone the title of "Representative of God" it'd be one of His angels, or possibly His prophets. The son of God, Jesus Christ could apply too. I'm not a representative, just a devout believer.
(suddenly very calm?) If you were to assign anyone the title of "Representative of God" it'd be one of His angels, or possibly His prophets. The son of God, Jesus Christ could apply too. I'm not a representative, just a devout believer.
(NC)
And here I was thinking you were claiming to be your God's representative or something. What would they think of this kind of behaviour, hm? Unless this is how they are known to behave.
And here I was thinking you were claiming to be your God's representative or something. What would they think of this kind of behaviour, hm? Unless this is how they are known to behave.
( nc )
speak to this 🖕
speak to this 🖕
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
( nc )
(suddenly very calm?) If you were to assign anyone the title of "Representative of God" it'd be one of His angels, or possibly His prophets. The son of God, Jesus Christ could apply too. I'm not a representative, just a devout believer.
(suddenly very calm?) If you were to assign anyone the title of "Representative of God" it'd be one of His angels, or possibly His prophets. The son of God, Jesus Christ could apply too. I'm not a representative, just a devout believer.
// so glad i didnt make the joyce account for real i cant imagine doing interactions like this for more than like a day
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
// so glad i didnt make the joyce account for real i cant imagine doing interactions like this for more than like a day
( nc )
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(NC)
If I am a fictional character then at least I know for certain that I am loved by someone out there. At least one person is guaranteed to care that I exist.
Besides, if I am not real, then how can you be speaking to me unless you are not real either?
If I am a fictional character then at least I know for certain that I am loved by someone out there. At least one person is guaranteed to care that I exist.
Besides, if I am not real, then how can you be speaking to me unless you are not real either?
( nc )
sorry that one's called wrath
sorry that one's called wrath
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 AM
( nc )
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( nc )
(same cadence as woody toy story) YOU ARE A NINTENDO CHARACTER YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON YOU'RE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING
(same cadence as woody toy story) YOU ARE A NINTENDO CHARACTER YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON YOU'RE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING
(NC)
Whether or not your God is "the Real God" matters very little to me. The objective truth is that when I call for mine, She always answers. Can you say the same about yours?
(( ooc apologies if this comes off as rude the line popped into my head and i HAD to use it ))
Whether or not your God is "the Real God" matters very little to me. The objective truth is that when I call for mine, She always answers. Can you say the same about yours?
(( ooc apologies if this comes off as rude the line popped into my head and i HAD to use it ))
( nc )
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
January 7, 2026 at 7:55 AM
( nc )
(same cadence as woody toy story) YOU ARE A NINTENDO CHARACTER YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON YOU'RE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING
(same cadence as woody toy story) YOU ARE A NINTENDO CHARACTER YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON YOU'RE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING
// christian woman gets owned
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 AM
// christian woman gets owned
( nc )
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
(NC)
My God owes me more favours than even She will be able to repay after everything I have gone through. Any plans involving me are subject to peer review.
My God owes me more favours than even She will be able to repay after everything I have gone through. Any plans involving me are subject to peer review.
( nc )
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 AM
( nc )
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
your god is a horse i'm talking about the REAL one. like real real
( nc )
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
( nc )
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
god has a plan for you all. and it's going to hurt
// goodnight See Below
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
// goodnight See Below
Reposted by ANGEL.
The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel
// i dont think anyone would Assume this without double-checking but clarifying. Just In Case
use of "~" is supposed to be like a singsongy voice, not flirty.
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
// i dont think anyone would Assume this without double-checking but clarifying. Just In Case
// richie its not pinned!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
// richie its not pinned!!!!!
sipping the church communion wine
January 7, 2026 at 1:54 AM
sipping the church communion wine
// whenever she refers to the angel with any sort of reverence shes just projecting her actual religion onto it. her "following the angel's religion" is acting
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
// whenever she refers to the angel with any sort of reverence shes just projecting her actual religion onto it. her "following the angel's religion" is acting
Beautiful baby girl named ~1... so cute...
( ❔❔❔ )
( ❔❔❔ )
[ * ??? ]
[ * Well duh. You know that. You nod thanks anyway, not because you feel much gratitude but because that feels like the default response when you're not just standing there as if you were born 4 minutes ago. ]
[ * Well duh. You know that. You nod thanks anyway, not because you feel much gratitude but because that feels like the default response when you're not just standing there as if you were born 4 minutes ago. ]
Flattery will get you everywhere!
( ??? )
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January 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Beautiful baby girl named ~1... so cute...
( ❔❔❔ )
( ❔❔❔ )
Flattery will get you everywhere!
( ??? )
( ??? )
> Dog water
♥️ Suits you
♥️ Suits you
... no, no thanks that's a really bad name
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Flattery will get you everywhere!
( ??? )
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... no, no thanks that's a really bad name
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
... no, no thanks that's a really bad name
// not gonna try to hide the joyce dumbingofage influence either her name is Evangeline Abraham. this is a christian woman
// not even gonna try to hide the morgan ofthedevil influence
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
// not gonna try to hide the joyce dumbingofage influence either her name is Evangeline Abraham. this is a christian woman
// that bio quote is temporary i don't have any good deltarune ones on hand
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
// that bio quote is temporary i don't have any good deltarune ones on hand
// not even gonna try to hide the morgan ofthedevil influence
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
// not even gonna try to hide the morgan ofthedevil influence
temp pin.
a person is standing in a bathroom next to a toilet and a shower curtain .
Alt: Kris repeatedly kicking a trash can.
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
temp pin.