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darren
@heavywaters.bsky.social
hi
I lived
August 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
finally cut my hair
August 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
June 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
nice
May 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i always feel like
somebody's watching me
May 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I put it in my cubicle so during meetings and remote classes I have a giant version of my head behind me
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm fucking screaming, some students got me two GIANT FLAGS of my face 😭😭😭😭
May 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
a student took this photo of me walking to the bus and sent it to me 😭 I was like a mile from campus
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
planet dying so bad the plants are trying to escape 😭
January 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
good morning?
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
netflix said "only watch this if you have shit taste"
December 7, 2024 at 4:08 AM
third day of overtime this week on top of commutes being awful and now I have training and work wants me to pay for it myself and it's 150 dollars but they'll recomp me but this time of year is NOT GOOD for that
December 5, 2024 at 3:09 PM
student made gingerbread santa and then decapitated him 😭
December 3, 2024 at 10:00 PM
COW COW??????
December 1, 2024 at 2:48 AM
is the portal 1 cake covered in cocoa pebbles???
November 27, 2024 at 10:06 AM
first shiny in Pokémon go 👍
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
he's ignoring his daughter to play with a virtual pet 😔
November 24, 2024 at 1:52 AM
walk home going well
November 23, 2024 at 1:14 AM
brussel sprouts for dinner 👍
November 16, 2024 at 3:13 AM
I feel like "individually wrapped giant dill pickles" is VERY high up there in wastefulness
November 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM