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darren
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hi
cover them up, slut
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
also thats why i forgot about bluesky ive been a bit distracted and busy lmao hi
October 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
sugar baby arc
August 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
everytime someone explains the way they use chat GPT to write their emails it always sounds easier to just do it yourself lmaoo
July 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
statistically by now we're looking for a body
June 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
you should try making some silken tofu chocolate pudding, it's great and also like, full of protein, so i can devour lots and not have to worry 💀
June 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I'm writing seven one shots for next week bc it's Lighterwise week so there'll be even more nsfw 💀💀 the drafts of those are also a lot better than this fic imo
May 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
here u go! archiveofourown.org/works/658241... I'm def a bit rusty bc I'd already rewrite a lot of it ashdkfl but it was good practice for actually getting back into fic writing
archiveofourown.org
May 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I put it in my cubicle so during meetings and remote classes I have a giant version of my head behind me
May 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If anybody wants to read it you can find it here: archiveofourown.org/works/658241...
archiveofourown.org
May 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm considering it "erotica with characterization" instead of "porn without plot." it's a ZZZ lighter/wise fic but you can pretty easily read it without knowing the characters
May 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I will! at some point soon. it's a Lighter/Wise zzz fic lmao
May 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I took a ten minute ambulance ride a few years back and it costed 2000 dollars lmao
May 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM