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heckanism
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from the heck republic (formerly heckoslovakia)
he/she/they/fucker
theistic Luciferian
JD Vance killed the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Going to any sporting event where Eagles fans will be present is a fun way to commit suicide.
February 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Contenta de ser mexicana
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My lover just called Rothbart “the Benadryl hat man from Swan Lake” BlueSky, I think this might be the one
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
But like seriously, Tchaikovsky could write a bop
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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December 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits.”

If they don’t look like this they can’t come.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Nothing like that good Christmas weed
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 3:08 PM
If you thinks it’s just because “he’s hot”, you’re a fucking idiot.
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
If you’re an app developer, you can have this advice for free: making me sit through a 90+ second ad for your game is a 100% guarantee that I will never download it.
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Hail Satan, full of grace.
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Who’s the CEO of the dead CEO’s life insurance company? Asking for a friend.
December 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
What is a Spotify wrapped? Can I eat it?
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Looking for mutuals. I like weed and the Devil. We probably won’t talk very frequently. Follow me for more stunning and witty commentary such as this.
December 5, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:34 PM