heckanism
@heckanism.bsky.social
from the heck republic (formerly heckoslovakia)
he/she/they/fucker
theistic Luciferian
he/she/they/fucker
theistic Luciferian
JD Vance killed the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
JD Vance killed the Pope
Going to any sporting event where Eagles fans will be present is a fun way to commit suicide.
February 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Going to any sporting event where Eagles fans will be present is a fun way to commit suicide.
Contenta de ser mexicana
February 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Contenta de ser mexicana
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January 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My lover just called Rothbart “the Benadryl hat man from Swan Lake” BlueSky, I think this might be the one
January 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My lover just called Rothbart “the Benadryl hat man from Swan Lake” BlueSky, I think this might be the one
But like seriously, Tchaikovsky could write a bop
January 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
But like seriously, Tchaikovsky could write a bop
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“Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits.”
If they don’t look like this they can’t come.
If they don’t look like this they can’t come.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
“Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits.”
If they don’t look like this they can’t come.
If they don’t look like this they can’t come.
Nothing like that good Christmas weed
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Nothing like that good Christmas weed
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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If you thinks it’s just because “he’s hot”, you’re a fucking idiot.
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 PM
If you thinks it’s just because “he’s hot”, you’re a fucking idiot.
If you’re an app developer, you can have this advice for free: making me sit through a 90+ second ad for your game is a 100% guarantee that I will never download it.
December 11, 2024 at 2:00 AM
If you’re an app developer, you can have this advice for free: making me sit through a 90+ second ad for your game is a 100% guarantee that I will never download it.
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Hail Satan, full of grace.
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Hail Satan, full of grace.
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
Who’s the CEO of the dead CEO’s life insurance company? Asking for a friend.
December 5, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Who’s the CEO of the dead CEO’s life insurance company? Asking for a friend.
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December 5, 2024 at 1:00 AM
What is a Spotify wrapped? Can I eat it?
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
What is a Spotify wrapped? Can I eat it?
Looking for mutuals. I like weed and the Devil. We probably won’t talk very frequently. Follow me for more stunning and witty commentary such as this.
December 5, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Looking for mutuals. I like weed and the Devil. We probably won’t talk very frequently. Follow me for more stunning and witty commentary such as this.
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I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
December 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen
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