Hector F Writes
@hectorwrites.bsky.social
Mexican in the UK. Screenwriter and rambler, occasional gig goer and avid reader. Posts the odd sunset.
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I can't be the only one this happens to, but my armpit hair tangles and I only noticed, because it's really painful when they're from opposite ends and I raise my arm. So have to trim them every now and then.
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I can't be the only one this happens to, but my armpit hair tangles and I only noticed, because it's really painful when they're from opposite ends and I raise my arm. So have to trim them every now and then.
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For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
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Fesshole Live is coming to Leicester, Luton and Leeds – get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Fesshole Live is coming to Leicester, Luton and Leeds – get your tickets now! We’re also taking the show to Sweden (Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm) and doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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After nursery school we ate lunch in the garden with my little brother. When we came in there were crumbs on the grass and I suggested we hoover. Mum explained that the birds would eat anything left on the grass. I cried as my little brother was still out there!
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
After nursery school we ate lunch in the garden with my little brother. When we came in there were crumbs on the grass and I suggested we hoover. Mum explained that the birds would eat anything left on the grass. I cried as my little brother was still out there!
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Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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My sister and her boyfriend were at ours on Christmas Day. He claims to love craft beer but is just pretentious and thinks he knows it all. Every beer I gave him was a non-alcoholic craft beer and when he asked to see the can, I just showed him the one I'd poured mine from
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
My sister and her boyfriend were at ours on Christmas Day. He claims to love craft beer but is just pretentious and thinks he knows it all. Every beer I gave him was a non-alcoholic craft beer and when he asked to see the can, I just showed him the one I'd poured mine from
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I am a 57 year old man. I have never in my life felt the need to draw a cock and balls on anything. I don't get why do many of my fellow men feel the need to do so.
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I am a 57 year old man. I have never in my life felt the need to draw a cock and balls on anything. I don't get why do many of my fellow men feel the need to do so.
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My local foxhunt think I'm a huge supporter. Truth is I've been using the info to secretly sab them for years. I've passed on proof about illegal hunting that has had two people arrested & definitely helped get trail hunting banned. Regret nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My local foxhunt think I'm a huge supporter. Truth is I've been using the info to secretly sab them for years. I've passed on proof about illegal hunting that has had two people arrested & definitely helped get trail hunting banned. Regret nothing.
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Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Be part of Fesshole Live! Tickets are now on sale for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. The Sweden Tour visits Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and Anon Opin hits Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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The careers teacher said I'd amount to nothing. But I've done well for the last decade as an extra. I specialise in what my agent calls "middle aged fat bloke"
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
The careers teacher said I'd amount to nothing. But I've done well for the last decade as an extra. I specialise in what my agent calls "middle aged fat bloke"
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45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
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Worked in a British Rail station café in the late 80s. First job of the day was to hide behind a large fridge door and remove the "use by" stickers from sandwiches unsold the previous day and replace them with new ones.
January 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Worked in a British Rail station café in the late 80s. First job of the day was to hide behind a large fridge door and remove the "use by" stickers from sandwiches unsold the previous day and replace them with new ones.
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Apparently, most wives don't trim and style their husband's pubes. That was an awkward coffee morning with my friends.
January 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Apparently, most wives don't trim and style their husband's pubes. That was an awkward coffee morning with my friends.
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Get ready for Fesshole Live! Tickets are out now for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. We’ll also be touring Sweden – Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm – and doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Get ready for Fesshole Live! Tickets are out now for Leicester, Luton and Leeds. We’ll also be touring Sweden – Malmö, Göteborg, Stockholm – and doing Anon Opin in Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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I used to work for a major newspaper, I'm almost certain that one of my senior colleagues was actively working in Russia's interests, but I couldn't prove anything concrete. He still works there.
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I used to work for a major newspaper, I'm almost certain that one of my senior colleagues was actively working in Russia's interests, but I couldn't prove anything concrete. He still works there.
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Everyone commented how flavourful my turkey was this Christmas. In fact, I've had lots of nice comments about my cooking this year. This may have a strong correlation with me purchasing a pot of MSG in early February.
January 8, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Everyone commented how flavourful my turkey was this Christmas. In fact, I've had lots of nice comments about my cooking this year. This may have a strong correlation with me purchasing a pot of MSG in early February.
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Was always bang up to date with cool new music. Recently had a reassuring surge of pride upon discovering a great new track on the car radio; excitedly told friends about it. Turns out it was Empire State of Mind by Jay Z & Alicia Keys, which Wikipedia tells me was a hit in 2009.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Was always bang up to date with cool new music. Recently had a reassuring surge of pride upon discovering a great new track on the car radio; excitedly told friends about it. Turns out it was Empire State of Mind by Jay Z & Alicia Keys, which Wikipedia tells me was a hit in 2009.
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Years ago my kid put a piece of paper in their ear because my wife and I were "playing too loudly", is how they phrased it to the nurse who removed the paper. We were literally playing a videogame. Not sure the nurse believed me.
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Years ago my kid put a piece of paper in their ear because my wife and I were "playing too loudly", is how they phrased it to the nurse who removed the paper. We were literally playing a videogame. Not sure the nurse believed me.
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Nipped to Curries in my Tesco uniform, a customer asked me for help buying a dishwasher and she was fit so I did and when she'd chosen one I asked her for a date and now we have three children, the same dishwasher, and NONE of them can load it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nipped to Curries in my Tesco uniform, a customer asked me for help buying a dishwasher and she was fit so I did and when she'd chosen one I asked her for a date and now we have three children, the same dishwasher, and NONE of them can load it.
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At the start of each festive period I buy a sacrificial dark chocolate orange and put it in a milk chocolate orange box. I offer it to the kids, who hate it, and I'm then free to eat milk chocolate oranges for weeks without having to share.
January 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
At the start of each festive period I buy a sacrificial dark chocolate orange and put it in a milk chocolate orange box. I offer it to the kids, who hate it, and I'm then free to eat milk chocolate oranges for weeks without having to share.
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Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Catch Fesshole Live in Leicester, Luton and Leeds – tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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No matter how many dog treats I give our dog, no matter how many walks I take her for, no matter how much hugs and rubs and love and affection I lavish upon her, she blatantly prefers my wife to me. I resent both wife and dog for this
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 PM
No matter how many dog treats I give our dog, no matter how many walks I take her for, no matter how much hugs and rubs and love and affection I lavish upon her, she blatantly prefers my wife to me. I resent both wife and dog for this
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My local newsagent stocks the conspiracy rag 'The Light' because it's a free paper. Since it's free, whenever I see it there I take all the copies home with me to burn in my fire. They probably think they have great local readership.
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My local newsagent stocks the conspiracy rag 'The Light' because it's a free paper. Since it's free, whenever I see it there I take all the copies home with me to burn in my fire. They probably think they have great local readership.
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If I pause a video and someone is in a position that looks awkward to hold, I will play it a second or two longer so they don't have to wait while that. This is obviously completely irrational, but I'd feel bad if I didn't.
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If I pause a video and someone is in a position that looks awkward to hold, I will play it a second or two longer so they don't have to wait while that. This is obviously completely irrational, but I'd feel bad if I didn't.
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I panicked in a job interview after being asked about my greatest achievement, so I told them about the time I was that hungover I went to a Chinese restaurant in the day and in the evening I ordered a takeaway from the Indian. I didn't get the job.
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I panicked in a job interview after being asked about my greatest achievement, so I told them about the time I was that hungover I went to a Chinese restaurant in the day and in the evening I ordered a takeaway from the Indian. I didn't get the job.