Someone I knew once described avocados as "green tofu" and I've never stopped thinking about that.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Someone I knew once described avocados as "green tofu" and I've never stopped thinking about that.
I used to keep a bottle of glass cleaner on my desk for when people would touch my screen.
I don't think that I ever needed to spray anyone more than once.
I don't think that I ever needed to spray anyone more than once.
October 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I used to keep a bottle of glass cleaner on my desk for when people would touch my screen.
I don't think that I ever needed to spray anyone more than once.
I don't think that I ever needed to spray anyone more than once.
Maria Telesheva at the Leavenworth International Accordion Championship 2024 (she won).
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Maria Telesheva Winner of the Leavenworth International Accordion Competition 2024 (Classical Cat.)
YouTube video by Sergei Teleshev Accordion
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September 10, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Maria Telesheva at the Leavenworth International Accordion Championship 2024 (she won).
youtu.be/WZeqaP_trPI?...
youtu.be/WZeqaP_trPI?...
How has no one used the name Diphthongs for a line of women's swimwear?
September 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
How has no one used the name Diphthongs for a line of women's swimwear?
They paved paradise and
Put up a litter box.
--From "Big Yellow Tabby"
Put up a litter box.
--From "Big Yellow Tabby"
July 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
They paved paradise and
Put up a litter box.
--From "Big Yellow Tabby"
Put up a litter box.
--From "Big Yellow Tabby"
If anyone asks me how old I am I just tell them that God signed my birth certificate.
July 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If anyone asks me how old I am I just tell them that God signed my birth certificate.
I'm starting to think that retirement's only purpose is to give you time for all of the medical appointments.
June 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm starting to think that retirement's only purpose is to give you time for all of the medical appointments.
Am I the only one who takes the warning "No user serviceable parts inside" as a challenge?
June 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Am I the only one who takes the warning "No user serviceable parts inside" as a challenge?
My dad used to say that I got my mom's good looks.
Because he still had his.
Because he still had his.
June 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
My dad used to say that I got my mom's good looks.
Because he still had his.
Because he still had his.
I can't look at a husky without immediately thinking of the Crystal Gayle song "Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue."
June 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can't look at a husky without immediately thinking of the Crystal Gayle song "Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue."
Let me just say that whomever first advanced the idea of turning something off and back on again to fix it, was definitely not a plumber.
May 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Let me just say that whomever first advanced the idea of turning something off and back on again to fix it, was definitely not a plumber.
Every time I see someone use the abbreviation LBD I immediately think "Little Black Dog" and I'm always disappointed if they mean something else.
May 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Every time I see someone use the abbreviation LBD I immediately think "Little Black Dog" and I'm always disappointed if they mean something else.
The real challenge is trying to find a meaningful overnight relationship.
March 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The real challenge is trying to find a meaningful overnight relationship.
I just want to remind everyone that this will be the last year that I will be waxing my gibbous moon.
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just want to remind everyone that this will be the last year that I will be waxing my gibbous moon.
"That's it, I've seen enough. I'm out of here."
"Where are you going?"
"Helena."
"Montana?"
"Hand basket."
"Where are you going?"
"Helena."
"Montana?"
"Hand basket."
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"That's it, I've seen enough. I'm out of here."
"Where are you going?"
"Helena."
"Montana?"
"Hand basket."
"Where are you going?"
"Helena."
"Montana?"
"Hand basket."