Well, I was actually not trying to be human. I was just trying to fit in by pretending to be human. There is no way I would want all of those stupid appendages.
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Well, I was actually not trying to be human. I was just trying to fit in by pretending to be human. There is no way I would want all of those stupid appendages.
Effigy has 20% less sass-mouth.
January 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Effigy has 20% less sass-mouth.
Truly, a shell of a man.
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Truly, a shell of a man.
That's disgusting.
Everyone knows that dogs are only the pre-wash cycle.
Everyone knows that dogs are only the pre-wash cycle.
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 PM
That's disgusting.
Everyone knows that dogs are only the pre-wash cycle.
Everyone knows that dogs are only the pre-wash cycle.
That reminds me that I need to call my doctor and see if my insurance will cover pithing.
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 AM
That reminds me that I need to call my doctor and see if my insurance will cover pithing.
See, this is what can happen if you put beans in your chili.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
See, this is what can happen if you put beans in your chili.
Maybe you are not who you think you are.
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Maybe you are not who you think you are.
Maybe start with an "Insect Don't Have Lungs" poster, eh?
January 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Maybe start with an "Insect Don't Have Lungs" poster, eh?
Nice. She only called me "short stack."
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nice. She only called me "short stack."
So much so that getting up will only make you more stupidlous. Like stupidlously stupidlous. Let this post serve as an egg sample. Stay in bed.
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
So much so that getting up will only make you more stupidlous. Like stupidlously stupidlous. Let this post serve as an egg sample. Stay in bed.
Well, now the marketing department says that they cost three million.
January 21, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Well, now the marketing department says that they cost three million.
I have some that have AI in them. They cost two million dollars. No, the AI doesn't actually do anything except make them more expensive. My marketing department says that you really want these.
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I have some that have AI in them. They cost two million dollars. No, the AI doesn't actually do anything except make them more expensive. My marketing department says that you really want these.
I don't do art in my dreams since that time I woke up in the titanium buff.
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I don't do art in my dreams since that time I woke up in the titanium buff.
Well, that's a load of hot air.
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Well, that's a load of hot air.
Hot Jorts Explosion
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Hot Jorts Explosion
I thought that I signed that already.
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I thought that I signed that already.
"If I had the guts, I'd do it again!"
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
"If I had the guts, I'd do it again!"
Love Field, The Cotton Bowl, Easter brunch at the Statler Hilton...
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Love Field, The Cotton Bowl, Easter brunch at the Statler Hilton...
Can you do something like that through InPrnt (although you'd need to secure permissions to use the photo if it is not yours)?
January 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Can you do something like that through InPrnt (although you'd need to secure permissions to use the photo if it is not yours)?
I'd love this as a poster. I'd frame it and have it hanging in my house.
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I'd love this as a poster. I'd frame it and have it hanging in my house.
Aw, c'mon, [Sic]. I think that you must have meant pulchritudes.
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Aw, c'mon, [Sic]. I think that you must have meant pulchritudes.
Thanks, Ogama.
January 14, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Thanks, Ogama.