Heinrich
@heinrichhosenossal.bsky.social
Social media is a sewer and Bluesky is a sewer at a mental hospital.
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Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men's Prison
https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men's Prison
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a guy had to do to get inside one of those prisons full of men.
babylonbee.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men's Prison
https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse
It's Lexie Lawler Day on Bluesky! lol
Consequences, am I right Lexie?
Consequences, am I right Lexie?
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It's Lexie Lawler Day on Bluesky! lol
Consequences, am I right Lexie?
Consequences, am I right Lexie?
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Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-white-liberal-women-clock-in-for-another-long-day-protecting-migrant-sex-offenders/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-white-liberal-women-clock-in-for-another-long-day-protecting-migrant-sex-offenders/?utm_source=fediverse
Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.
babylonbee.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-white-liberal-women-clock-in-for-another-long-day-protecting-migrant-sex-offenders/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-white-liberal-women-clock-in-for-another-long-day-protecting-migrant-sex-offenders/?utm_source=fediverse
That I'm amused by reading all the emotionally and psychologically hobbled TDS prattle here on this cut-rate social media site probably reflects poorly on me.
Don't care.
You people are permanently lost, there's no coming back from this. Your minds are shot and I like to remind you of it. lol
Don't care.
You people are permanently lost, there's no coming back from this. Your minds are shot and I like to remind you of it. lol
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
That I'm amused by reading all the emotionally and psychologically hobbled TDS prattle here on this cut-rate social media site probably reflects poorly on me.
Don't care.
You people are permanently lost, there's no coming back from this. Your minds are shot and I like to remind you of it. lol
Don't care.
You people are permanently lost, there's no coming back from this. Your minds are shot and I like to remind you of it. lol
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Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-brought-in-to-explain-difference-between-boys-and-girls-to-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-brought-in-to-explain-difference-between-boys-and-girls-to-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Supreme Court took a break from deliberations regarding individuals competing in sports designated for the opposite sex to bring in an expert five-year-old boy to explain the difference between boys and girls.
babylonbee.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court
https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-brought-in-to-explain-difference-between-boys-and-girls-to-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-brought-in-to-explain-difference-between-boys-and-girls-to-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse
Scrolling through Bluesky is like visiting a mental hospital.
January 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Scrolling through Bluesky is like visiting a mental hospital.
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Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-biden-forced-to-pay-trump-the-25-million-bounty-for-capturing-maduro/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-biden-forced-to-pay-trump-the-25-million-bounty-for-capturing-maduro/?utm_source=fediverse
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
WILMINGTON, DE — With the successful military operation to topple the authoritarian Venezuelan government, former President Joe Biden was notified that he was being forced to pay Donald Trump the $25 million bounty his administration had put in place for capturing Nicolas Maduro.
babylonbee.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Awkward: Biden Forced To Pay Trump The $25 Million Bounty For Capturing Maduro
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-biden-forced-to-pay-trump-the-25-million-bounty-for-capturing-maduro/?utm_source=fediverse
https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-biden-forced-to-pay-trump-the-25-million-bounty-for-capturing-maduro/?utm_source=fediverse
Imagine the surge in anti-depression prescriptions when the millions of TDS-afflicted see their Epstein/OCD bubbles burst!
December 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Imagine the surge in anti-depression prescriptions when the millions of TDS-afflicted see their Epstein/OCD bubbles burst!
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Merry Christmas!
EVERY TDS-afflicted person on Bluesky:
Nothing in the Epstein files incriminates Trump. That means he is SO guilty!
And I'm not just saying that because my mind is a delicate, desperate shell about to collapse into a thousand pieces if he's not in there. He's guilty, right? You see it? Help me!
Nothing in the Epstein files incriminates Trump. That means he is SO guilty!
And I'm not just saying that because my mind is a delicate, desperate shell about to collapse into a thousand pieces if he's not in there. He's guilty, right? You see it? Help me!
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
EVERY TDS-afflicted person on Bluesky:
Nothing in the Epstein files incriminates Trump. That means he is SO guilty!
And I'm not just saying that because my mind is a delicate, desperate shell about to collapse into a thousand pieces if he's not in there. He's guilty, right? You see it? Help me!
Nothing in the Epstein files incriminates Trump. That means he is SO guilty!
And I'm not just saying that because my mind is a delicate, desperate shell about to collapse into a thousand pieces if he's not in there. He's guilty, right? You see it? Help me!
Look at all the TDS sufferers disappointed that Trump didn't declare war on Venezuela. The affliction renders them incapable of realizing that, on a daily basis, he pushes their buttons and they fall for it. Every time.
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Look at all the TDS sufferers disappointed that Trump didn't declare war on Venezuela. The affliction renders them incapable of realizing that, on a daily basis, he pushes their buttons and they fall for it. Every time.
Trump's Rob Reiner social media post was an unforced error. It's the kind of thing that, at best, does nothing to bolster support from rational, empathetic people.
Did Reiner have TDS? Obviously.
Does it serve any purpose to remind us of that after he is murdered? No.
And it's a bad look.
Did Reiner have TDS? Obviously.
Does it serve any purpose to remind us of that after he is murdered? No.
And it's a bad look.
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trump's Rob Reiner social media post was an unforced error. It's the kind of thing that, at best, does nothing to bolster support from rational, empathetic people.
Did Reiner have TDS? Obviously.
Does it serve any purpose to remind us of that after he is murdered? No.
And it's a bad look.
Did Reiner have TDS? Obviously.
Does it serve any purpose to remind us of that after he is murdered? No.
And it's a bad look.
I'm convinced that some measurable portion of the seemingly TDS-influenced accounts on Bluesky are really TDS-baiting accounts.
They post the most ridiculous, obviously untrue, 'orange man bad' nonsense then sit back and laugh as the actual TDS sufferers line up to hee-haw their concurrence.
They post the most ridiculous, obviously untrue, 'orange man bad' nonsense then sit back and laugh as the actual TDS sufferers line up to hee-haw their concurrence.
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm convinced that some measurable portion of the seemingly TDS-influenced accounts on Bluesky are really TDS-baiting accounts.
They post the most ridiculous, obviously untrue, 'orange man bad' nonsense then sit back and laugh as the actual TDS sufferers line up to hee-haw their concurrence.
They post the most ridiculous, obviously untrue, 'orange man bad' nonsense then sit back and laugh as the actual TDS sufferers line up to hee-haw their concurrence.
So many combo TDS/OCD losers clamoring for the Epstein files.
What's the pivot when they are released and their TDS goes unsated? Redacted? Scrubbed? Whatever!
It's entertaining now in a guilty pleasure 'rubbernecking at an accident' kind of way. Only going to get funnier!
What's the pivot when they are released and their TDS goes unsated? Redacted? Scrubbed? Whatever!
It's entertaining now in a guilty pleasure 'rubbernecking at an accident' kind of way. Only going to get funnier!
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
So many combo TDS/OCD losers clamoring for the Epstein files.
What's the pivot when they are released and their TDS goes unsated? Redacted? Scrubbed? Whatever!
It's entertaining now in a guilty pleasure 'rubbernecking at an accident' kind of way. Only going to get funnier!
What's the pivot when they are released and their TDS goes unsated? Redacted? Scrubbed? Whatever!
It's entertaining now in a guilty pleasure 'rubbernecking at an accident' kind of way. Only going to get funnier!
Left wing-nuts were disappointed when the pipe bomb guy turned out to be not white.
CNN, first try, "...evidence of him buying bomb materials in 2019!"
That made the disappointment worse.
So scrub that, sub with "He subscribed to the 2020 stolen election conspiracy theory!"
Did he? In 2019?
CNN, first try, "...evidence of him buying bomb materials in 2019!"
That made the disappointment worse.
So scrub that, sub with "He subscribed to the 2020 stolen election conspiracy theory!"
Did he? In 2019?
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Left wing-nuts were disappointed when the pipe bomb guy turned out to be not white.
CNN, first try, "...evidence of him buying bomb materials in 2019!"
That made the disappointment worse.
So scrub that, sub with "He subscribed to the 2020 stolen election conspiracy theory!"
Did he? In 2019?
CNN, first try, "...evidence of him buying bomb materials in 2019!"
That made the disappointment worse.
So scrub that, sub with "He subscribed to the 2020 stolen election conspiracy theory!"
Did he? In 2019?
I saw a bunch of posts here today from TDS-sufferers hoping the new White House ballroom will be torn down after Trump leaves office.
I haven't laughed like that in a long time! That was great! I think there's something wrong with me that I find people that lost and that delusional to be hilarious!
I haven't laughed like that in a long time! That was great! I think there's something wrong with me that I find people that lost and that delusional to be hilarious!
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I saw a bunch of posts here today from TDS-sufferers hoping the new White House ballroom will be torn down after Trump leaves office.
I haven't laughed like that in a long time! That was great! I think there's something wrong with me that I find people that lost and that delusional to be hilarious!
I haven't laughed like that in a long time! That was great! I think there's something wrong with me that I find people that lost and that delusional to be hilarious!
Who was disappointed when they found out the pipe bomber guy wasn't white? Raise your hand!
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Who was disappointed when they found out the pipe bomber guy wasn't white? Raise your hand!
If anonymity didn't exist on Bluesky, psychiatrists would be looking at a veritable gold mine of potential patients.
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If anonymity didn't exist on Bluesky, psychiatrists would be looking at a veritable gold mine of potential patients.
The most stunning thing about Bluesky? It delivers the same sense of shock and disbelief every time you look at it. That there are so many people whose emotional/psychological infirmities are absolutely unrelenting. That they will not or cannot even consider the possibility that they have a problem.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The most stunning thing about Bluesky? It delivers the same sense of shock and disbelief every time you look at it. That there are so many people whose emotional/psychological infirmities are absolutely unrelenting. That they will not or cannot even consider the possibility that they have a problem.
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“We’ll never catch him,” Sam said.
Paul scowled. “Stop being such a pessimist.”
Sam gestured to the desert around them. “I’m not. I just think the Loch Ness Monster is probably somewhere near Loch Ness.”
Paul huffed. “You got cash for plane tickets?”
“No.”
“Then shut up and keep fishing.”
#vss
Paul scowled. “Stop being such a pessimist.”
Sam gestured to the desert around them. “I’m not. I just think the Loch Ness Monster is probably somewhere near Loch Ness.”
Paul huffed. “You got cash for plane tickets?”
“No.”
“Then shut up and keep fishing.”
#vss
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“We’ll never catch him,” Sam said.
Paul scowled. “Stop being such a pessimist.”
Sam gestured to the desert around them. “I’m not. I just think the Loch Ness Monster is probably somewhere near Loch Ness.”
Paul huffed. “You got cash for plane tickets?”
“No.”
“Then shut up and keep fishing.”
#vss
Paul scowled. “Stop being such a pessimist.”
Sam gestured to the desert around them. “I’m not. I just think the Loch Ness Monster is probably somewhere near Loch Ness.”
Paul huffed. “You got cash for plane tickets?”
“No.”
“Then shut up and keep fishing.”
#vss
Amused when I see a profile that includes, "Opinions are my own" or words to that effect.
As if anyone was thinking, "Hmm, such gravitas in these opinions, I bet this important person represents a large corporation or some government entity." lol
As if anyone was thinking, "Hmm, such gravitas in these opinions, I bet this important person represents a large corporation or some government entity." lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Amused when I see a profile that includes, "Opinions are my own" or words to that effect.
As if anyone was thinking, "Hmm, such gravitas in these opinions, I bet this important person represents a large corporation or some government entity." lol
As if anyone was thinking, "Hmm, such gravitas in these opinions, I bet this important person represents a large corporation or some government entity." lol