Sarai D-H
@heirtotheshadows.bsky.social
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I swear I wasn’t holding a monkey’s paw when I said I loved the opening line of A Tale of Two Cities.
I swear I wasn’t holding a monkey’s paw when I said I loved the opening line of A Tale of Two Cities.
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Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it
April 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it
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Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
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Cyberpunke dystopia was a cautionarye tale, but broligarchs thynke of it as an approach to the problems of the worlde.
March 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.
February 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyone else who’s paycheck relies on federal funds use their lunch break to scream into the void? Thought I heard some echos that weren’t me. Although at this point, I’d welcome our eldritch horror overlords.
January 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anyone else who’s paycheck relies on federal funds use their lunch break to scream into the void? Thought I heard some echos that weren’t me. Although at this point, I’d welcome our eldritch horror overlords.
Decades from now when I’ve become a hacktvist extrodinare:
FBI: Tell us about your first crime.
Me: I uninstalled Solitare on my work computer without IT’s permission, but you’ve got to understand it only had 5 GB of memory left! It took 30 min to read & answer 5 emails!!!
FBI: Ok, fair
FBI: Tell us about your first crime.
Me: I uninstalled Solitare on my work computer without IT’s permission, but you’ve got to understand it only had 5 GB of memory left! It took 30 min to read & answer 5 emails!!!
FBI: Ok, fair
January 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Decades from now when I’ve become a hacktvist extrodinare:
FBI: Tell us about your first crime.
Me: I uninstalled Solitare on my work computer without IT’s permission, but you’ve got to understand it only had 5 GB of memory left! It took 30 min to read & answer 5 emails!!!
FBI: Ok, fair
FBI: Tell us about your first crime.
Me: I uninstalled Solitare on my work computer without IT’s permission, but you’ve got to understand it only had 5 GB of memory left! It took 30 min to read & answer 5 emails!!!
FBI: Ok, fair
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Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time
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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute"
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Historians: "that's a nazi salute"
Average person: "that's a nazi salute"
The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
Each time I think Gail Carriger can’t get more awesome, she does something like this.
Not Really a Book Review of Alanna by Tamora Pierce (possibly my favorite book) gailcarriger.com/2016/08/31/n...
January 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Each time I think Gail Carriger can’t get more awesome, she does something like this.
I know the city is named Hurricane for a reason, but three days of winds strong enough to make the neighbor’s giant trailer creak. Like our east facing windows rarely get any direct sunlight big. It’s parked between our houses so it even has some protection, but yeah, climate change isn’t a thing.
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I know the city is named Hurricane for a reason, but three days of winds strong enough to make the neighbor’s giant trailer creak. Like our east facing windows rarely get any direct sunlight big. It’s parked between our houses so it even has some protection, but yeah, climate change isn’t a thing.
Waiting to be seen at the eye doctor and the waiting room is 3/4 empty, like the 10 seats around me are empty. So of course the woman who checks in after me sits next to me. At least she’s not coughing. Yet.
January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Waiting to be seen at the eye doctor and the waiting room is 3/4 empty, like the 10 seats around me are empty. So of course the woman who checks in after me sits next to me. At least she’s not coughing. Yet.
So I have a milk allergy. Husband swears he told his parents, yet everything aside from the fruit has dairy in it. Main dish, 3 out of 4 side dishes. Including the salad. It’s a new allergy, but like… yeah. So off to get some chicken nuggets.
December 22, 2024 at 5:50 AM
So I have a milk allergy. Husband swears he told his parents, yet everything aside from the fruit has dairy in it. Main dish, 3 out of 4 side dishes. Including the salad. It’s a new allergy, but like… yeah. So off to get some chicken nuggets.
It’s a brew tea in a coffee pot mug kind of day.
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 PM
It’s a brew tea in a coffee pot mug kind of day.
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sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.