Hels
@heledd.bsky.social
Relentless optimist. Massive nerd but not of the Star Trek kind. Drive a broomstick, not a car. Animal lover. She/Her.
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Things are grim. Here’s a timeline cleanser. My cat.
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Things are grim. Here’s a timeline cleanser. My cat.
I fear I may not wake up tomorrow morning
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I fear I may not wake up tomorrow morning
yEh BUt PrOJect FeAR tHO
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
yEh BUt PrOJect FeAR tHO
Huh? I never left that era
January 10, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Huh? I never left that era
BUT IT FEELS SO MUCH LONGER 😩😭
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
BUT IT FEELS SO MUCH LONGER 😩😭
This lovely boy never did learn to spell my name. Makes me sad that I won’t be getting a Xmas text from him this year. If you can, please donate to either of these charities- they work towards the prevention of young suicide.
www.papyrus-uk.org/ways-to-dona...
jaclewisfoundation.co.uk/donate/
www.papyrus-uk.org/ways-to-dona...
jaclewisfoundation.co.uk/donate/
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This lovely boy never did learn to spell my name. Makes me sad that I won’t be getting a Xmas text from him this year. If you can, please donate to either of these charities- they work towards the prevention of young suicide.
www.papyrus-uk.org/ways-to-dona...
jaclewisfoundation.co.uk/donate/
www.papyrus-uk.org/ways-to-dona...
jaclewisfoundation.co.uk/donate/
My favourite thing about Xmas: my mother’s honey & mustard glazed ham 😋
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My favourite thing about Xmas: my mother’s honey & mustard glazed ham 😋
My cat’s way of telling me that I’ve finished sorting clothes for tonight so I guess we’ll watch The Muppets’ Christmas Carol now
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My cat’s way of telling me that I’ve finished sorting clothes for tonight so I guess we’ll watch The Muppets’ Christmas Carol now
My mother just reminded me of something that I’d completely forgotten about: that time I kissed Howard Marks at a book signing. It was a proper smacker too, right on the lips.
December 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My mother just reminded me of something that I’d completely forgotten about: that time I kissed Howard Marks at a book signing. It was a proper smacker too, right on the lips.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
I love the London Undergroud
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I love the London Undergroud
My mother got a £60 parking charge. She was going to pay it but I insisted she let me appeal it for her. Just got an email confirming it’s been cancelled.
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My mother got a £60 parking charge. She was going to pay it but I insisted she let me appeal it for her. Just got an email confirming it’s been cancelled.
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
FIGHT THE POWER! 💪🏼
Laura Kuenssberg in a nutshell.
September 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Laura Kuenssberg in a nutshell.
These absolute beasts are growing in my garden. They’re enormous- at least 6 inches tall, probably more. Tried googling them but no luck, so if anyone knows what they are, I’d appreciate it.
September 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
These absolute beasts are growing in my garden. They’re enormous- at least 6 inches tall, probably more. Tried googling them but no luck, so if anyone knows what they are, I’d appreciate it.
I just learned something cool. This is a blanket octopus- one of the rarest species of octopus in the world. The female grows to 6ft long, but the male is only 2in- so she’s 40,000 times his size. Somehow they still mate (I doubt she gets much out of it). Stay with me, because it gets better. 🧵
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just learned something cool. This is a blanket octopus- one of the rarest species of octopus in the world. The female grows to 6ft long, but the male is only 2in- so she’s 40,000 times his size. Somehow they still mate (I doubt she gets much out of it). Stay with me, because it gets better. 🧵
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Just saw this on TikTok and thought, “…..That’s perfect.”
July 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Just saw this on TikTok and thought, “…..That’s perfect.”