Cats R Us
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Through the magic of loopholes all things are possible
A friendship cannot survive on memes alone
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A friendship cannot survive on memes alone
Asking my husband if Mamdani can be my hall pass
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Asking my husband if Mamdani can be my hall pass
Doing things ironically is the gateway to doing them sincerely
October 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Doing things ironically is the gateway to doing them sincerely
Every city is walkable if you're not a little bitch
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every city is walkable if you're not a little bitch
Lorazepam: can't be anxious if you're asleep
September 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lorazepam: can't be anxious if you're asleep
Glad my cats are neutered so they never have the opportunity to be dead beat dads
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Glad my cats are neutered so they never have the opportunity to be dead beat dads
My diet consists of whatever will fix my most recent medical event, real or imaginary
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My diet consists of whatever will fix my most recent medical event, real or imaginary
Goose is just Taylor Swift for boys
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Goose is just Taylor Swift for boys
Drawers can do everything a cabinet can do but better. This is a hill I will die on
August 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Drawers can do everything a cabinet can do but better. This is a hill I will die on
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ADHD is a misleading diagnosis. I don't have an attention deficit. My attention span is powerful and unwavering, but it's also feral and ungovernable.
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ADHD is a misleading diagnosis. I don't have an attention deficit. My attention span is powerful and unwavering, but it's also feral and ungovernable.
Having 4 foster kittens is great if you have a spare empty room in your house and you love having a thousand tiny paper cuts all over every exposed part of your body
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Having 4 foster kittens is great if you have a spare empty room in your house and you love having a thousand tiny paper cuts all over every exposed part of your body
I want to see a movie about a great heist on the subsidised American cheese caves
July 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I want to see a movie about a great heist on the subsidised American cheese caves
I'd like to apologize to all of Denver for not getting rain yesterday; my husband and I covered our patio furniture in anticipation and effectively cancelled it all the cars that were washed that day
July 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'd like to apologize to all of Denver for not getting rain yesterday; my husband and I covered our patio furniture in anticipation and effectively cancelled it all the cars that were washed that day
the darker the situation the sweeter the bits
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the darker the situation the sweeter the bits
Fire works?? I sure hope it does!
July 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fire works?? I sure hope it does!
It is my right as a homeowner to have imaginary beef with my neighbors
July 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It is my right as a homeowner to have imaginary beef with my neighbors
I love groping cats. The only thing more fun than groping them is kissing them on the mouth
June 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I love groping cats. The only thing more fun than groping them is kissing them on the mouth
Can someone deinfluence me from believing I have an abdominal aortic aneurysm. I'm 33 I don't smoke I have low blood pressure and to the best of my knowledge I don't have any connective tissue disease
June 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Can someone deinfluence me from believing I have an abdominal aortic aneurysm. I'm 33 I don't smoke I have low blood pressure and to the best of my knowledge I don't have any connective tissue disease
Growing my hair out so it will be long enough I can pull it through the armpit of my shirt and pretend I have really long armpit hair by the time my niece is old enough to get the joke. She is not born yet but I have to be ready
June 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Growing my hair out so it will be long enough I can pull it through the armpit of my shirt and pretend I have really long armpit hair by the time my niece is old enough to get the joke. She is not born yet but I have to be ready
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When you hear a pebble clink up the neck that’s when you know you’re REALLY vacuuming.
June 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When you hear a pebble clink up the neck that’s when you know you’re REALLY vacuuming.
I made coffee so strong this morning I got super hot and shakey I thought I was going into early menopause
June 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I made coffee so strong this morning I got super hot and shakey I thought I was going into early menopause
I need a best friend whos brain has been poisoned by the Internet in the same way mine has. My husband has never heard of the Grink so he's disqualified
June 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I need a best friend whos brain has been poisoned by the Internet in the same way mine has. My husband has never heard of the Grink so he's disqualified
At what age does nostalgia start to feel physically painful
May 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
At what age does nostalgia start to feel physically painful
Life in pieces was a criminally under rated show
May 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Life in pieces was a criminally under rated show