heli rain
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heli rain @heli.pet · Aug 20
Behold! The Hudson!

I will continue taking excessive selfies because for the first time in my life I *get* to do that. Humor me 🥰
A red haired woman takes a selfie in front of a cliff overlooking the hudson river

She wears a red dog collar and has a blue backpack slung over her shoulder
heli.pet
Bypassing verified boot on a brand new phone model is beyond my pay grade, unfortunately :/
heli.pet
I had it for all of 12 hours

I feel a intense sudden kinship with the hundreds of thousands of hapless users who fucked up their Windows registry back in the 90's, but at least then you could just *reinstall* Windows
heli.pet
Fairphone's website has instructions to flash Fairphone OS on your Fairphone.

Murena's store listing says you "technically" can flash Fairphone OS on your Fairphone from them.

Do not do not do not, unless you like having a very expensive paperweight
heli.pet
found out I can't get the genetics test I needed until *2027*, and bricked my goddamn Fairphone 6, and that's just today
Tintin meme comic

"What a week, huh?"
"Captain, it's Wednesday"
heli.pet
called a SECOND hospital, and they're also not scheduling genetics tests until 2027

Healthcare has Spoken, and I am not meant to have HRT apparently
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redfuchs.bsky.social
Fox therian euphoria

#Therian #Fox
heli.pet
haha the next appointment for this genetics test is in TWENTY TWENTY SEVEN let's try a different hospital shall we
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heli.pet
I nearly respect the sheer unapologetic chaos of it

Cheese, melted on 'naners wrapped in preserved meat? Fuck it, country's over, morality is relative, God is dead, why not
heli.pet
just want a gotdamn genome test to find out how screwed I am with estrogen, but apparently medical scheduling is the biggest unsolved problem in society
heli.pet
right??? I'm crepuscular. afternoons are for hiding from predators and the sun
heli.pet
*be me*
*spend all day psyching up to call Mount Sinai*
*call at 5pm*
"office is now closed"

well, now honestly looking at it like this, it sure looks like self-sabotage
heli.pet
we already *had* the perfect social media network. It was called FriendFeed and it was too beautiful for this stupid world
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pairofclaws.bsky.social
Hey @jay.bsky.team, keep going! @aaron.bsky.team will love it when this place is all porn bots!
pairofclaws.bsky.social
I don't think Jay and her band of God's lost bets understand the degree to which everyone not currently on Bluesky has already decided it's the Faggy App for Trans Commies. They aren't going to come here just because you run us off! We're all that's keeping you from being Spoutible.
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heli.pet
The whole Utopian Scholastic era had some absolute masterclasses in educational media that I don't think have a clear equivalent today!

I'm not nostalgic, but there's a *couple* elements of the 90's-2000's educational environment I'd like to see make a comeback
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helldude.bsky.social
the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
Hey I gotta ask something that's been stuck in my craw for a while

Cumberbatch doing performance capture for smaug is dumb right. Like that's a dragon bro. He has a different facial structure than you on a morphological level. What are you capturing here? This feels silly.
Benedict cumberbatch in full motion capture gear for Smaug in the hobbit movies
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brendelbored.bsky.social
We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds
Texas GOP candidate
Shelley Luther complains that students can't make fun of transgender children
By Jay Root, Staff Writer
Updated Feb 9, 2022 6:02 a.m.
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literallyjustadog.online
something else I didn't even mention was that because of that whole situation, the person we were upset at you for not banning talked about me on his podcast.
I was doxxed a week later. my phone number, job, email, family members, *previous places of residence*
it specifically mentioned him in it
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literallyjustadog.online
Hi Aaron, a thread.
The bot was not a harassment bot. You were ignoring a community that was rightfully upset and trying to get information about the job you are doing.
I used the protocol and the platform to build a bot that simply showed what you were doing on the network. yes, if you posted...
aaron.bsky.team
1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later

I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.
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