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Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers — theonion.com/trump-admini...
a woman singing into a microphone with the words my sticky shoes
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February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Trump Administration Investigates Nike For Alleged Discrimination Against White Workers — theonion.com/trump-admini...
North Korean Propaganda Video Shows Bombed U.S. City — theonion.com/north-korean...
a man wearing glasses and a black shirt says " i hate that song "
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February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
North Korean Propaganda Video Shows Bombed U.S. City — theonion.com/north-korean...
What Files Are We Backing Up? — theonion.com/what-files-a...
What Files Are We Backing Up?
theonion.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
What Files Are We Backing Up? — theonion.com/what-files-a...
Horribly Depressed Zookeeper Has Always Had Special Connection With Animals — theonion.com/horribly-dep...
spongebob and patrick from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in the sand .
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February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Horribly Depressed Zookeeper Has Always Had Special Connection With Animals — theonion.com/horribly-dep...
CEO's Success Credited To Unbelievable Handshake — theonion.com/ceos-success...
a cartoon of a cat wearing a top hat is being held by a person
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February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
CEO's Success Credited To Unbelievable Handshake — theonion.com/ceos-success...
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered — theonion.com/all-the-ques...
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered
With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of “global girl group” Katseye, and the reunion of superstars BTS, Korean pop music’s influence on American pop culture is st...
theonion.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered — theonion.com/all-the-ques...
Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased — theonion.com/report-poiso...
Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased
The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners has increased over the last five years, driven by several factors including ac...
theonion.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased — theonion.com/report-poiso...
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away — theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in the grass and saying sorry my badddd .
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February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell Reminded That A Simple ‘I’m Sorry’ Could Make This All Go Away — theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness — theonion.com/nation-furio...
a tooth with eyes , arms and legs is waving and saying `` been missin you '' .
ALT: a tooth with eyes , arms and legs is waving and saying `` been missin you '' .
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February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness — theonion.com/nation-furio...
Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth — theonion.com/football-the...
a man with a stethoscope talking to a woman with the words " you don 't like the sandpaper feel huh ? "
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February 10, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth — theonion.com/football-the...
Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed — theonion.com/desire-to-ej...
a man in a suit stands in front of a screen that says " quiet piggy "
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February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed — theonion.com/desire-to-ej...
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster — theonion.com/family-dog-s...
Funny Cats GIF
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February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster — theonion.com/family-dog-s...
Political Profile: Tom Homan — theonion.com/political-pr...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Political Profile: Tom Homan — theonion.com/political-pr...
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country — theonion.com/biden-gratef...
a man is laying on his stomach on the ground with the words `` almost ... there '' written on the ground .
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February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country — theonion.com/biden-gratef...
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Mike Maccagnan was Jets GM for four years, hasn't worked in the league in seven, and this weekend, two of his first-round picks won the Super Bowl, and a third was charged with first-degree murder.
That feels like a stat no one's gonna replicate.
That feels like a stat no one's gonna replicate.
February 9, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Mike Maccagnan was Jets GM for four years, hasn't worked in the league in seven, and this weekend, two of his first-round picks won the Super Bowl, and a third was charged with first-degree murder.
That feels like a stat no one's gonna replicate.
That feels like a stat no one's gonna replicate.
'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby — theonion.com/this-is-the-...
a cartoon character with the word liar written on it
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February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby — theonion.com/this-is-the-...
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food — theonion.com/study-finds-...
a penguin holding a sign that says hot
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February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food — theonion.com/study-finds-...
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This is the respect JD Vance gets and deserves around the world.
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 PM
This is the respect JD Vance gets and deserves around the world.
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’ — theonion.com/trump-to-eur...
a cartoon of a man standing in front of a grave with rip written on it
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February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’ — theonion.com/trump-to-eur...
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Yes, Trump is all of that. And, you know who’d elect a man with those particular qualities?
77M pathetic troglodytes JUST LIKE HIM.
77M pathetic troglodytes JUST LIKE HIM.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Epstein file appearances:
Donald Trump: 38,000
Peter Attia: 1,700
Bill Clinton: 1,000
Ronald Lauder: 900
Prince Andrew: 850
Steve Tisch: 400
Elon Musk: 60
Bill Gates: 55
Donald Trump: 38,000
Peter Attia: 1,700
Bill Clinton: 1,000
Ronald Lauder: 900
Prince Andrew: 850
Steve Tisch: 400
Elon Musk: 60
Bill Gates: 55
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Epstein file appearances:
Donald Trump: 38,000
Peter Attia: 1,700
Bill Clinton: 1,000
Ronald Lauder: 900
Prince Andrew: 850
Steve Tisch: 400
Elon Musk: 60
Bill Gates: 55
Donald Trump: 38,000
Peter Attia: 1,700
Bill Clinton: 1,000
Ronald Lauder: 900
Prince Andrew: 850
Steve Tisch: 400
Elon Musk: 60
Bill Gates: 55
Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend — theonion.com/woman-throws...
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February 9, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend — theonion.com/woman-throws...
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) — theonion.com/terrified-co...
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)
BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) — theonion.com/terrified-co...
TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill — theonion.com/trumprx-unve...
TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of the American Dream, President Donald Trump announced Friday that his direct-to-consumer w...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill — theonion.com/trumprx-unve...
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza — theonion.com/trump-propos....
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
President Trump declared that the United States should seize control of Gaza and permanently displace the entire Palestinian population of the devastated seaside enclave, one of the most brazen ideas ...
theonion.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza — theonion.com/trump-propos....