Hellaholla 🇺🇦
@hellaholla.bsky.social
Tw——r, 2009-2020.
American, mellotron sorcerer.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.
American, mellotron sorcerer.
Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.
The Department of Homeland Security has liked your post.
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Department of Homeland Security has liked your post.
“An editor. One who edits. One who takes a sad song and makes it better, in the words of Dylan Thomas. The baler of the linguist’s hay. Hey.”
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“An editor. One who edits. One who takes a sad song and makes it better, in the words of Dylan Thomas. The baler of the linguist’s hay. Hey.”
*meanwhile, outside the Namibian cheetah sperm bank, a mysterious RFK Jr.-shaped figure lurks*
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
*meanwhile, outside the Namibian cheetah sperm bank, a mysterious RFK Jr.-shaped figure lurks*
“Dumpy der Pumpkin” ist in ihrer teilnehmenden Carvel-Eisdiele erhältlich.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Dumpy der Pumpkin” ist in ihrer teilnehmenden Carvel-Eisdiele erhältlich.
Hey Jimbo! Did you have fun today yukkin it up with President Stupid while he spewed his racist anti-immigrant filth? Good thing them kullards all take the bus, huh!
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey Jimbo! Did you have fun today yukkin it up with President Stupid while he spewed his racist anti-immigrant filth? Good thing them kullards all take the bus, huh!
Words: What Does Them Mean?
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Words: What Does Them Mean?
Reposted by Hellaholla 🇺🇦
So I’m listening to the bulwark podcast today and she’s on and not gonna lie I had no clue who she is or what she did. They just kept referencing that she f’d up and wrote a tell all about it. Just looked it up and saw SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH RFK JR 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So I’m listening to the bulwark podcast today and she’s on and not gonna lie I had no clue who she is or what she did. They just kept referencing that she f’d up and wrote a tell all about it. Just looked it up and saw SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH RFK JR 😂😂😂
Three in the morning is as morning as it gets. 🏀
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Three in the morning is as morning as it gets. 🏀
“I turned a $63,000 investment into $1.3 million overnight - and SO CAN YOU!” 📺
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“I turned a $63,000 investment into $1.3 million overnight - and SO CAN YOU!” 📺
Can’t the public library from which he’s doing his podcast throw him out?
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can’t the public library from which he’s doing his podcast throw him out?
The bulging vein in her head says everything her words do not.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
The bulging vein in her head says everything her words do not.
Nature is healing.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Nature is healing.
and they have to keep gushing as his bowels noisily and visibly empty
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
and they have to keep gushing as his bowels noisily and visibly empty
His head needs watering
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
His head needs watering
Mon Oncle Antoine 🇨🇦
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Mon Oncle Antoine 🇨🇦
When was the last time WFAN hired somebody with hair?
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When was the last time WFAN hired somebody with hair?
Is she being controlled by wires?
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is she being controlled by wires?
Was there a lottery?
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Was there a lottery?