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Racial Dolezal @sircoach.blacksky.app · 6h

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So 2 cops (white Hispanic men) just came to my door, guns drawn, asking who was in the residence. When asked why, they didn't explain, they only repeated the question. Then a 3rd cop (Black woman) came up and said, "Somebody snatched an iPad @ a Walgreens nearby and we were given this address."

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

She heard we missed her so she came back 🥶

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

“I put a whale in the test, a great and beautiful whale, and all the doctors were amazed, they never saw anybody put a whale in the test before, but that’s me, always doing the impossible, like a wizard, I’m a very tremendous wizard, I think so.” 🇺🇸

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

Just tell her your planet needs you. She’ll understand.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

“Rosebud.”

(the name of a 14-year-old from Taiwan he met on Epstein Island. Great massages.)

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

“You know what my problem was, I was too good to people. I’m what you call a ‘soft touch’, a big softie, that’s me, very sad. If I was nasty to all the terrible nasty Democrats I could have gone very farther in life, believe me.” 🇺🇸

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

My “Laufey Taufey” joke never did land quite right.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 10h

What, in all the world, is more wonderful than a nepo baby with an attitude? #DanJenkins

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 11h

My hypothesis is that she was watching the performance from Pebble Bar and was so pissed she ran to 30 Rock and crashed the show.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13h

“Take My Wives, Please!” 🛢

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13h

Hillbilly comic fresh from the Riyadh festival

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 13h

HEY!! They spelled Formaggio Blow’s name wrong! How dumb they think we are, huh?? 🤯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 15h

🎵 “I used to BE a little BOY- “

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 15h

I remember you from your last awful take

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 16h

Same

Andy Zax @andyzax.bsky.social · 15d

“I’ve seen so much more F Troop than a normal person should see.”

—Kaleb Horton

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Andy Zax @andyzax.bsky.social · 9d

This fall: action wears a Homburg!

Programme 4 @programme4.tv · 9d

Coming up on Programme 4: Gary Brooker (Procol Harum) is BROOKER

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

Why has Dominion Voting Systems been settling defamation lawsuits with Trump allies who falsely claimed the company stole the 2020 election?

Because Dominion has just been bought by a company run by a former GOP election official.

Be warned.