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Oh Baby
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Steve jobs is alive again and coming out on stage in his outfit. He's announcing his vile new animal. And it's available now
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
✅ Egg vs. Chain Discourse Returns
𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲

✅ AI Bubble Burst
✅ "Trump didn't kill himself"
✅ 2014 Galaxy Print Revival
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
𝘛𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲

✅ AI Bubble Burst
✅ "Trump didn't kill himself"
✅ 2014 Galaxy Print Revival
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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NEW 📗!

PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements (@ravineangel.bsky.social)

In which a trans woman discovers porn of herself she has no memory of making, only to find herself led to an unimaginably deeper evil

"The year's great work of literary horror."
—Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social)
PERSONA by Aoife Josie Clements — Debut trans horror — LittlePuss Press
"The best book I've read in years." —Gretchen Felker-Martin
www.littlepuss.net
October 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At ZARA our lust is to dress you as the Bird from Heaven
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
checked out today's "shoe" on a whim and it fucks??? who's writing shoe
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
OoooOh yeaaaaAh!! I'M! long neck Halford, are all you metal maniacs out there ready to STRE-EE-ETCH?
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the epstein documents are really darkly funny how the names are missing sometimes but then the unknown person is like If parliament refuses the Migration Compact I may have to submit my resignation as foreign minister for slovakia
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I'm torturing your simulacrum, you blockhead
September 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Earth's beautiful boy
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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(a filthy canvas bag violently being put over my head, muffled): and what about parodies of the sonic youth "goo" cover. you used to see those all the time except itd be something else like. crash bandicoot. "I stole my sister's apples, it was all whirlwind heat and flash". hey are you mad at me
July 8, 2023 at 5:28 AM
On the bus or at the library you might be tempted to connect to Haley's Macbook Air or Huong's iPhone on the bluetooth. But you musn't.
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The bonemancer sniffed the steaming cup. "What is this concoction?". Arialla rolled her eyes. "It's a 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰, Bonemancer". He looked doubtful. "Just try it."
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING AT THE CUOMO PARTY IM CRYINGGGGG
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The bonemancer scoffed. "How can you hope to defeat me? Your mousy brown hair and 5'4" stature and enrollment in a creative writing program are pitiful to me". Arialla smiled. She knew she was the superior bonemancer.
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Chapter 1

Bonemancer's Bequest
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
like one million years ago I made this ouija board for a puppet video and I still think it's pretty funny
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
this younger generation is too busy watching "Snookie" on their iphones instead of reading "Snoopy" on the newspaper
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
foffy report. now there is Hell Foffy
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
[meeting the buddha on the road] Uhh. Hey man. Ummm. Fuck you
October 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Abu Ghraib was pretty mean
"Reign of Fire" was on the screen
Then balloon boy Falcon Heene
Those were the days 🎵
October 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
my favourite baffling yoga phrase: "if you can't find pigeon, you can go to deer"
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
frankenstein was frankenfine
October 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM