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Little Bunny Foo Foo Mindset
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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They just invented a new flavour of coke callled pipsie and I wouldn't even know about it if I didn't watch the big game so whos fucking stupid now
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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btw only 7 of these left. second run coming later but grab em here www.slimgiltsoul.com/products/cin...
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
when I was a teenager I took a workshop from a grim québécois clown and was introduced to the concept of "MONSIEUR FLOP" and like. this was not something me as a very self-conscious 17 year old could appreciate very much and now it apparently shows up in my nightmares
last night I had a dream where I was in a grim Québécois clown troupe that was also a terrorist cell
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
last night I had a dream where I was in a grim Québécois clown troupe that was also a terrorist cell
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
oh? alright sure. go birds
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Big thing today, right? 9/11 or something?
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
girl in the bathroom doing coke, hearing "crazy frog presents crazy hits" on the touchtunes: What is this. Is this from the 80s
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
also this one's not the same kind of warning but Cargo Aircraft Only goes so unbelievably hard
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
a lot of warning signs are really good but my #1 for life ride or die is Pinch Point
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM
"there's a social network that's all AI agents and" I would rather blow my brains out than hear one more word from you
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Rolling up to the function in my all Zwan fit
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
It sucks to see many people don't recognize the Klan when they replace their hoods and robes with black technical gear
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
January 24, 2026 at 10:41 PM
🤔
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of being a scheming eunuch
January 21, 2026 at 10:34 PM
tapping microphone
mr. carney please revoke the safe third party agreement and take in trans asylum seekers. canada would become the tech capital of the world. and also the furry OC capital of the world
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Crazy Fog Presents Crazy Hits
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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The crowd favorite. I grew up exposed to all of these so it took friends to let me know this one is the most schizophrenic.
It always reminds me to count my blessings
January 21, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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So, I made new year 2026 cards! I held off on posting this until most of the people i personally gave/sent one to got to see it in print. 3 ink Risograph print on brown kraft, and this is my mood going into the year: yeah, older and sort of broken, but stubborn as hell about resilience and repair
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
pandemic memory that I feel will be lost to time is how right at the beginning everyone was playing animal crossing but also it was the leadup to Easter so millions of people were being aggravated by "earth eggs" for weeks while also wondering if they might die
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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now that scott adams is dead dogbert is now mine 🎇🎉🌟
January 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM