Worst Truck
@warmworm.bsky.social
I'm mice and I'm mormal.
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
At ikea trying to exchange my bed for 10 or so kg of smoked salmon
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
At ikea trying to exchange my bed for 10 or so kg of smoked salmon
*car commercial voice* We JUST Invented A NEW Car
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 AM
*car commercial voice* We JUST Invented A NEW Car
Video clip more like video clip-clop because this shit is for horses!!!
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Video clip more like video clip-clop because this shit is for horses!!!
Unpopular new years opinion: if you didn’t do good enough this year you have to stay back and repeat it while all your friends move on to next year
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Unpopular new years opinion: if you didn’t do good enough this year you have to stay back and repeat it while all your friends move on to next year
It's on computer. It's literally on computer. Go to computer. Go watch it on computer. Go on computer. The computer. It's on computer, it's literally on computer.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's on computer. It's literally on computer. Go to computer. Go watch it on computer. Go on computer. The computer. It's on computer, it's literally on computer.
I basically never jack off aside from edge cases
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I basically never jack off aside from edge cases
Another beautiful 90s day being the ace of base, and now to record my new song about the classic christmas movie, that one with Jimmy Stewart, I'm pretty sure I remember what it's called
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Another beautiful 90s day being the ace of base, and now to record my new song about the classic christmas movie, that one with Jimmy Stewart, I'm pretty sure I remember what it's called
Fuck I gotta go to walmart and get some jeans before it closes for 1 day
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck I gotta go to walmart and get some jeans before it closes for 1 day
Like a sailor in a big green VOTE
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Like a sailor in a big green VOTE
(During sex, pitching my voice up) gee whiz, mister, you’re really giving that thing what for
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
(During sex, pitching my voice up) gee whiz, mister, you’re really giving that thing what for
This fuckin year yeesh (remembering that I've been making my dick bigger with gas station pills) not bad over all
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This fuckin year yeesh (remembering that I've been making my dick bigger with gas station pills) not bad over all
It’s actually called plurbius
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s actually called plurbius
Getting high as fuck and watching my so-called life and I’m freaking out I think there’s a Jordan Catalano outside my house
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Getting high as fuck and watching my so-called life and I’m freaking out I think there’s a Jordan Catalano outside my house
Shabbat was so awkward, I had to tell everyone I’m Christian now because of a movie I watched the day before (The Santa Clause)
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shabbat was so awkward, I had to tell everyone I’m Christian now because of a movie I watched the day before (The Santa Clause)
Flight of the Bumblebee is so poorly named, those guys are chill, were you thinking of a different bug??
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Flight of the Bumblebee is so poorly named, those guys are chill, were you thinking of a different bug??
I like when a dark hair is the right length and you pluck it and it looks like the leg of a bug
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I like when a dark hair is the right length and you pluck it and it looks like the leg of a bug
It's called a wormhole because scientists are always trying to put worms in it
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's called a wormhole because scientists are always trying to put worms in it
The best part of being a pharaoh is new sarcophagus day
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The best part of being a pharaoh is new sarcophagus day
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
I didn't like the nutty professor, I didn't like how nutty he was
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I didn't like the nutty professor, I didn't like how nutty he was
Watching we love fortune, this shit sucks but we do love fortune
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Watching we love fortune, this shit sucks but we do love fortune
Biking around in an n95 and farting a lot
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Biking around in an n95 and farting a lot
Drinking a disgusting pumpkin beer 👍
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Drinking a disgusting pumpkin beer 👍
Checking out Stephen King's famous book about a scary clown, The Scary Clown, I believe it's called
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Checking out Stephen King's famous book about a scary clown, The Scary Clown, I believe it's called