Worst Truck
@warmworm.bsky.social
I'm mice and I'm mormal.
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza.
Tornto
Another beautiful 90s day being the ace of base, and now to record my new song about the classic christmas movie, that one with Jimmy Stewart, I'm pretty sure I remember what it's called
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Another beautiful 90s day being the ace of base, and now to record my new song about the classic christmas movie, that one with Jimmy Stewart, I'm pretty sure I remember what it's called
Fuck I gotta go to walmart and get some jeans before it closes for 1 day
December 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck I gotta go to walmart and get some jeans before it closes for 1 day
Like a sailor in a big green VOTE
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Like a sailor in a big green VOTE
(During sex, pitching my voice up) gee whiz, mister, you’re really giving that thing what for
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
(During sex, pitching my voice up) gee whiz, mister, you’re really giving that thing what for
This fuckin year yeesh (remembering that I've been making my dick bigger with gas station pills) not bad over all
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This fuckin year yeesh (remembering that I've been making my dick bigger with gas station pills) not bad over all
It’s actually called plurbius
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s actually called plurbius
Getting high as fuck and watching my so-called life and I’m freaking out I think there’s a Jordan Catalano outside my house
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Getting high as fuck and watching my so-called life and I’m freaking out I think there’s a Jordan Catalano outside my house
Shabbat was so awkward, I had to tell everyone I’m Christian now because of a movie I watched the day before (The Santa Clause)
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Shabbat was so awkward, I had to tell everyone I’m Christian now because of a movie I watched the day before (The Santa Clause)
Flight of the Bumblebee is so poorly named, those guys are chill, were you thinking of a different bug??
December 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Flight of the Bumblebee is so poorly named, those guys are chill, were you thinking of a different bug??
I like when a dark hair is the right length and you pluck it and it looks like the leg of a bug
December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I like when a dark hair is the right length and you pluck it and it looks like the leg of a bug
It's called a wormhole because scientists are always trying to put worms in it
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It's called a wormhole because scientists are always trying to put worms in it
The best part of being a pharaoh is new sarcophagus day
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The best part of being a pharaoh is new sarcophagus day
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inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor
I didn't like the nutty professor, I didn't like how nutty he was
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I didn't like the nutty professor, I didn't like how nutty he was
Watching we love fortune, this shit sucks but we do love fortune
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Watching we love fortune, this shit sucks but we do love fortune
Biking around in an n95 and farting a lot
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Biking around in an n95 and farting a lot
Drinking a disgusting pumpkin beer 👍
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Drinking a disgusting pumpkin beer 👍
Checking out Stephen King's famous book about a scary clown, The Scary Clown, I believe it's called
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Checking out Stephen King's famous book about a scary clown, The Scary Clown, I believe it's called
I got slimed in fish hell
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I got slimed in fish hell
Trump should get a perm
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Trump should get a perm
Gotta roll with the lunches
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Gotta roll with the lunches
We all have that one homie who's more sinned against than sinning
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We all have that one homie who's more sinned against than sinning
Last night I went to a place that's closing that I'll really miss but it wasn't really final until I showered it off of me today
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Last night I went to a place that's closing that I'll really miss but it wasn't really final until I showered it off of me today