HELLGORITHM
@hellgorithm.website
self-published author of a Zelda fansite. best viewed in Netscape Navigator 3.0
tfw Americans want to talk about respecting national borders
January 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
tfw Americans want to talk about respecting national borders
People walking past the premiere of Melania's biopic like
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 AM
People walking past the premiere of Melania's biopic like
For a long time I’ve avoided acknowledging that 2 + 2 = 4. Mathematicians have been far too eager to say so, to the point that it has become meaningless to me, God’s smartest child
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
For a long time I’ve avoided acknowledging that 2 + 2 = 4. Mathematicians have been far too eager to say so, to the point that it has become meaningless to me, God’s smartest child
This was the coolest shit
January 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This was the coolest shit
I love how just nothing does what it says it's doing anymore
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I love how just nothing does what it says it's doing anymore
No Boilerplate put out a video on lifting, lfg
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
No Boilerplate put out a video on lifting, lfg
Many celebrate the For You feed, and I am piloting it to maybe take the place of Popular With Friends. But this feed is the real GOAT
January 19, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Many celebrate the For You feed, and I am piloting it to maybe take the place of Popular With Friends. But this feed is the real GOAT
All else aside, what is the mental state that leads to thinking, "finally, the time has come for the Artist to have their comeuppance." Were you bullied in school by a kid who was good at drawing, did they draw brutally accurate caricatures of you? Or do you just hate anyone who's developed a skill
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 PM
All else aside, what is the mental state that leads to thinking, "finally, the time has come for the Artist to have their comeuppance." Were you bullied in school by a kid who was good at drawing, did they draw brutally accurate caricatures of you? Or do you just hate anyone who's developed a skill
My mistake, what would I do without you
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 PM
My mistake, what would I do without you
It's very nice. I'm on Waybar, but long-term (someday......) I'd like to do my own shell (bar and notification center) with Ags/Astel which I think Noctalia, Dank Shell, and all those are based on. The dream would be to build it in Gleam, which can compile to JS
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It's very nice. I'm on Waybar, but long-term (someday......) I'd like to do my own shell (bar and notification center) with Ags/Astel which I think Noctalia, Dank Shell, and all those are based on. The dream would be to build it in Gleam, which can compile to JS
Had the rare displeasure of opening Facebook this morning and lmfao literally top of the page is an ad that is obviously a scam that works by impersonating Facebook, served up by Facebook. What a joke, and what a picture of the dying gasps of the tech bubble
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Had the rare displeasure of opening Facebook this morning and lmfao literally top of the page is an ad that is obviously a scam that works by impersonating Facebook, served up by Facebook. What a joke, and what a picture of the dying gasps of the tech bubble
Final Sunday evening before returning to work from the long holiday break, having accomplished less than one percent of what I'd hoped to get done
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Final Sunday evening before returning to work from the long holiday break, having accomplished less than one percent of what I'd hoped to get done
A post from yesterday, thinking on a rational basis for hope in the following sea of Mamdani's inauguration, and another from tonight in the tumult of my government's horrendous belligerence against Venezuela. I stand by both. But sometimes, reality needs the work of human hands.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
A post from yesterday, thinking on a rational basis for hope in the following sea of Mamdani's inauguration, and another from tonight in the tumult of my government's horrendous belligerence against Venezuela. I stand by both. But sometimes, reality needs the work of human hands.
