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ashleigh 🪴✌️💚
@helloasher.bsky.social
disabled milf 🏳️‍🌈 33 | she/her | florida

hobbies include: fiber arts, sports, video games, gardening, audiobooks, being loud about politics, bitching & moaning.

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reposting my best selfie ever. y’all mind if i have a good week?
god im so gay ^-^ it’s actually unreal i found a man i can tolerate living in my house
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
time to show the skyline my new tv which is comically too big for my entertainment stand lol and just look at those feet on that bad boy. hilarity.
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
you guys look so hot tonight thanks for sharing. i’d post a selfie but im on my couch in my juicy sweatpants eating gummy lifesavers. it’s not a look 🤗
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
why yes my name is willie lee, if you’ve got a warrant just read it to me! shot her down because she made me slow; i thought i was her daddy but she had 5 mo’!
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Me and Nickeil Alexander-Walker when he drops 25 on the Wolves tomorrow
December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i saw a lot of light to moderate complaining about the timberwolves performance while i was at dinner but now that im home and we’re up 15 i think you all were just overreacting
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
someone come bring me brekky this is ridiculous
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
my clan on clash of clans went from containing just me and my bf to having 49 people (clan max is 50) in like three days so i have been dealing with that recently
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i have been nerding out so hard lately i forgot to post so here is proof of life and hotness 💜
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
jaden mcdaniels is one hell of a basketball player
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
time for game of thrones while grinding clash of clans, like a true fucking dork
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you can catch me floating through your block bitch i got nice decorum
if you want my shoes we could run a fade i'll fight you for em

oooh i ain't scared of anybody
bitch i ain't got a penny on me
i done had too many try me
i swear i got a fire on me
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
we love those wins. finchy ejected 5 minutes into the game. anthony locking in on defense with a minute left. just pure SPORTS
December 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
it’s almost comical how much im NOT a morning person. im more likely to gouge your eyes out with my fingers in the morning than to wish you a good one
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
so apparently my adderall was also treating my depression so i guess i’ll just have to deal with the semi regular “cardiac events”
experimenting with a smaller dose of adderall because it doesn’t totally prevent my narcolepsy from kicking my ass anyway and my heart doesn’t work. wish me luck
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
been watching stranger things and playing clash of clans. overall not a horrible depressive episode
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
bipolar narcoleptic with pots: sick and tired of being sick and tired :( taking a couple more days off due to depressy love y’all
December 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Why am I still up?
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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He’s a 10 but this one goes to 11
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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There are really NBA teams out there (29) that don’t have Jaden McDaniels on their roster, and I’m just not really sure what that experience is like. Sucks for them!
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
when jim pete goes all in and says it with his chest, calling jimmy butler “general soreness,” i cackle
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
one of my favorite things to do is predict tv show plots and then when i’m right say “i could have written this show”
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
what if instead of euthanizing exotic animals when obscenely rich people get eaten by them, we hold a parade in their honor? (the exotic animals)
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
i need a cash influx so dm me for menu prices <3
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
get to know me by my most played songs this year :)

honorable mentions:
feds watchin - 2 chainz
one of my turns - pink floyd
dance dance - fall out boy
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM