Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, SF 1/17 at Sketchfest, Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸
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In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
one of my favorite people-watching games to play is "hot butch lesbian or nope 14 year old boy shut it down"
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
one of my favorite people-watching games to play is "hot butch lesbian or nope 14 year old boy shut it down"
I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
How are these potential cannibals still single?
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How are these potential cannibals still single?
bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"
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Also, I forgot you need a space between the link here lol here's the roast Pick Me Barbie from hell deserves lanemoore.substack.com
Are You Mad At Me? | Lane Moore | Substack
An column about pop culture, TV binges, and nostalgia, from award-winning writer, author, and comedian Lane Moore. Click to read "Are You Mad At Me?", by Lane Moore, a Substack publication with thousa...
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November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Also, I forgot you need a space between the link here lol here's the roast Pick Me Barbie from hell deserves lanemoore.substack.com
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Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
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I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
omg when I came home today I was petting lights and scratching her back and she loved it so much she started HOWLING!!!!!!! Is that a thing???
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
omg when I came home today I was petting lights and scratching her back and she loved it so much she started HOWLING!!!!!!! Is that a thing???
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
There was a woman in my yoga class with no spatial awareness who smelled really weird and had the dirtiest yoga mat I've ever seen and then when I left class, I saw a Tesla in the parking lot and all my money is on that being hers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There was a woman in my yoga class with no spatial awareness who smelled really weird and had the dirtiest yoga mat I've ever seen and then when I left class, I saw a Tesla in the parking lot and all my money is on that being hers.
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
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The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." --me all the time
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." --me all the time
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about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.
mascara is like MEGALASH ULTRA XTREME INTENSE BLACKEST BLACKOUT WITH REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY & TOP SECRET WAND VITALITY PRO like dude chill
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
mascara is like MEGALASH ULTRA XTREME INTENSE BLACKEST BLACKOUT WITH REVOLUTIONARY TECHNOLOGY & TOP SECRET WAND VITALITY PRO like dude chill
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I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
about to rage-write about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because they were 15 years old, wish me “the ability to not fucking explode” while i write it.
The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
why aren't there craigslist missed connections for people who never leave their house bc like there is no bigger missed connection than that
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
why aren't there craigslist missed connections for people who never leave their house bc like there is no bigger missed connection than that
you're telling me a chappell roaned this?
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
you're telling me a chappell roaned this?
the best way to take care of yourself while ur sick is to have nonstop panic attacks about everything you have to do when u go back to work
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the best way to take care of yourself while ur sick is to have nonstop panic attacks about everything you have to do when u go back to work
I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I tried to buy a SIMPLE BOWL online and it sent me into the spiral of sketchy companies, “handmade” things that weren’t, so we’re talking about modern consumerism and how companies used to make things that lasted a lifetime and now it lasts a week. Listen now on Patreon.com/LaneMoore
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Facebook marketplace is a great place to sell your stuff if you want to deal with unbridled fuckery from 30 people for six months, until one day a normal person messages you and buys it and you made $10.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Facebook marketplace is a great place to sell your stuff if you want to deal with unbridled fuckery from 30 people for six months, until one day a normal person messages you and buys it and you made $10.
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Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me telling suitors I was born in the 1900s.