Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/16-1/18
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, SF 1/16-18 at Sketchfest, Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸
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if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
There's a toddler on my flight who keeps walking down the aisle and stopping and staring at my laptop. Finally, his mom told me, "He loves laptops."
He. Loves. Laptops.
He. Loves. Laptops.
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
There's a toddler on my flight who keeps walking down the aisle and stopping and staring at my laptop. Finally, his mom told me, "He loves laptops."
He. Loves. Laptops.
He. Loves. Laptops.
Pals!!! I'm doing RAD shows @sfsketchfest.bsky.social THIS WEEKEND that are going to be funny and healing to your soul:
1. Tinder Live w/the impeccable JANEANE GAROFALO on Jan 17th!
2. DOUG BENSON, DEAN DELRAY + me are doing a perfect standup show Jan 16!
Tickets are almost gone so GO GET EM!!💥🍓
1. Tinder Live w/the impeccable JANEANE GAROFALO on Jan 17th!
2. DOUG BENSON, DEAN DELRAY + me are doing a perfect standup show Jan 16!
Tickets are almost gone so GO GET EM!!💥🍓
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Pals!!! I'm doing RAD shows @sfsketchfest.bsky.social THIS WEEKEND that are going to be funny and healing to your soul:
1. Tinder Live w/the impeccable JANEANE GAROFALO on Jan 17th!
2. DOUG BENSON, DEAN DELRAY + me are doing a perfect standup show Jan 16!
Tickets are almost gone so GO GET EM!!💥🍓
1. Tinder Live w/the impeccable JANEANE GAROFALO on Jan 17th!
2. DOUG BENSON, DEAN DELRAY + me are doing a perfect standup show Jan 16!
Tickets are almost gone so GO GET EM!!💥🍓
They make you walk 1/2 mile down a ramp, and then walk back up it, past where you were, to divide you into 5 lines at random, everyone is confused, then EVERY person who tried to go through the metal detector went through and ONLY AFTER, was yelled at for having a sweater on. JUST GET A THERAPIST!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 PM
They make you walk 1/2 mile down a ramp, and then walk back up it, past where you were, to divide you into 5 lines at random, everyone is confused, then EVERY person who tried to go through the metal detector went through and ONLY AFTER, was yelled at for having a sweater on. JUST GET A THERAPIST!!!
I'm at the airport and I need you to know that now the TSA wants to charge people $45 to verify their ID at the airport if they don't have real ID. Real ID was never about security. It was always about harassing brown people and unbridled corporate greed.
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I'm at the airport and I need you to know that now the TSA wants to charge people $45 to verify their ID at the airport if they don't have real ID. Real ID was never about security. It was always about harassing brown people and unbridled corporate greed.
I swear if TSA enjoys harassing people for no reason and needless power trips so much they should just join ICE and be done with it.
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I swear if TSA enjoys harassing people for no reason and needless power trips so much they should just join ICE and be done with it.
Reposted by Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/16-1/18
Someone just posted something about a rich white person who got into trouble with a headline that said "the true crime story you can't turn away from." Ohhh, buddy. Watch me.
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Someone just posted something about a rich white person who got into trouble with a headline that said "the true crime story you can't turn away from." Ohhh, buddy. Watch me.
Reposted by Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/16-1/18
If you find yourself frustrated and angry that you’re constantly trying to move forward and create a better world than the one we have, while our government leaders try to drag us back as far back in time as possible, this podcast talks about all of the rage of that.🖤Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If you find yourself frustrated and angry that you’re constantly trying to move forward and create a better world than the one we have, while our government leaders try to drag us back as far back in time as possible, this podcast talks about all of the rage of that.🖤Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
"AI info."
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"AI info."
I love the shock people are JUST NOW having that cops are bad. "But cops used to be good and follow laws! Why are they suddenly bad???" Welcome! Black people, people of color, survivors, people who've witnessed and experienced police violence their whole lives have been here, waiting for you to see.
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I love the shock people are JUST NOW having that cops are bad. "But cops used to be good and follow laws! Why are they suddenly bad???" Welcome! Black people, people of color, survivors, people who've witnessed and experienced police violence their whole lives have been here, waiting for you to see.
it's so crazy that Verizon is running low on service as our country is running low on empathy wonder which one will be restored first
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
it's so crazy that Verizon is running low on service as our country is running low on empathy wonder which one will be restored first
Reposted by Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/16-1/18
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
I started dissociating and staring at businesses we passed
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I started dissociating and staring at businesses we passed
Just got in an Uber and the driver told me "I have a fantastic day every day!" I joked "ha how you swing that?" and was then subjected to a 30 min lecture on how life is easy for everyone, choose to be happy, Trauma isn't real, gratitude, jesus, god etc. Moral of this story is TALK TO NO ONE.
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Just got in an Uber and the driver told me "I have a fantastic day every day!" I joked "ha how you swing that?" and was then subjected to a 30 min lecture on how life is easy for everyone, choose to be happy, Trauma isn't real, gratitude, jesus, god etc. Moral of this story is TALK TO NO ONE.
Haha idk!!
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Haha idk!!
I met some guys at the bar last night & they asked me if I use dating apps & I said not really & they said “so where do you meet guys?” & I said “TV” & they said “haha. TV?” I said “Yes, Jim Halpert, Nick Miller, Ben Wyatt, Freddie from Skins, ADA Rafael Barba on SVU” and they just stared at me.
January 14, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I met some guys at the bar last night & they asked me if I use dating apps & I said not really & they said “so where do you meet guys?” & I said “TV” & they said “haha. TV?” I said “Yes, Jim Halpert, Nick Miller, Ben Wyatt, Freddie from Skins, ADA Rafael Barba on SVU” and they just stared at me.
the only thing people lose in a juice cleanse is friends
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the only thing people lose in a juice cleanse is friends
honestly if Olivia Benson wanted to quit working at SVU at this point i bet everyone would be like "thank god good choice so happy 4 you A+"
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
honestly if Olivia Benson wanted to quit working at SVU at this point i bet everyone would be like "thank god good choice so happy 4 you A+"
If you find yourself frustrated and angry that you’re constantly trying to move forward and create a better world than the one we have, while our government leaders try to drag us back as far back in time as possible, this podcast talks about all of the rage of that.🖤Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If you find yourself frustrated and angry that you’re constantly trying to move forward and create a better world than the one we have, while our government leaders try to drag us back as far back in time as possible, this podcast talks about all of the rage of that.🖤Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
Reposted by Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/16-1/18
"we want to abolish ICE, but need to make sure they know we're not like Those Black People"
"ICE never should have existed, but having slave catchers was fine"
"ICE never should have existed, but having slave catchers was fine"
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"we want to abolish ICE, but need to make sure they know we're not like Those Black People"
"ICE never should have existed, but having slave catchers was fine"
"ICE never should have existed, but having slave catchers was fine"
"I love the cops when they are violently targeting people of color... in a different way than ICE does!!! Yes, I am going to hit send on this."
January 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
"I love the cops when they are violently targeting people of color... in a different way than ICE does!!! Yes, I am going to hit send on this."
Literally like how many times are we gonna tell this news story? I DONT CARE!!! You could be using this journalism to talk about actual genocide instead of hypothetical mistreatment.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Literally like how many times are we gonna tell this news story? I DONT CARE!!! You could be using this journalism to talk about actual genocide instead of hypothetical mistreatment.
Literally every day people have no problem turning away from actual crises affecting people of color getting murdered CONSTANTLY rn, but you want me to care about this rich white person who actually got in trouble with the law(!!!), even though we protect them above all else? ITS A PASS, BRO!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Literally every day people have no problem turning away from actual crises affecting people of color getting murdered CONSTANTLY rn, but you want me to care about this rich white person who actually got in trouble with the law(!!!), even though we protect them above all else? ITS A PASS, BRO!!!!
Someone just posted something about a rich white person who got into trouble with a headline that said "the true crime story you can't turn away from." Ohhh, buddy. Watch me.
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Someone just posted something about a rich white person who got into trouble with a headline that said "the true crime story you can't turn away from." Ohhh, buddy. Watch me.
I made a new friend this week and her name is Noelle, and I had a dream about her. Will report back on if she wears keds and tube socks, if her boyfriend is a dick and he brings a gun to school, as our friendship progresses.
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I made a new friend this week and her name is Noelle, and I had a dream about her. Will report back on if she wears keds and tube socks, if her boyfriend is a dick and he brings a gun to school, as our friendship progresses.