Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, SF 1/17 at Sketchfest, Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸
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In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
the sexual tension between me and completing a single task i keep putting off even though it will take 2 minutes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the sexual tension between me and completing a single task i keep putting off even though it will take 2 minutes.
beware of men who say women reject them for no reason. there are reasons. ohhhhh are there reasons.
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
beware of men who say women reject them for no reason. there are reasons. ohhhhh are there reasons.
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The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
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If you need it, there's a pep talk about getting through the holidays on this week's podcast episode, from me to you. It can be the loneliest, most exhausting time, so if you need extra support, i got you🍁🍷listen at patreon.com/lanemoore
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a podcast about relationships, mental health, and pop culture
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you need it, there's a pep talk about getting through the holidays on this week's podcast episode, from me to you. It can be the loneliest, most exhausting time, so if you need extra support, i got you🍁🍷listen at patreon.com/lanemoore
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with difficult families, or no family at all. To people spending this day alone for the first time, or the millionth time, and people who have to spend it with unsafe people. I promise ur not alone. Remember to take good care of yourself and find joy wherever you can.❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with difficult families, or no family at all. To people spending this day alone for the first time, or the millionth time, and people who have to spend it with unsafe people. I promise ur not alone. Remember to take good care of yourself and find joy wherever you can.❤️
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I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with difficult families, or no family at all. To people spending this day alone for the first time, or the millionth time, and people who have to spend it with unsafe people. I promise ur not alone. Remember to take good care of yourself and find joy wherever you can.❤️
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with difficult families, or no family at all. To people spending this day alone for the first time, or the millionth time, and people who have to spend it with unsafe people. I promise ur not alone. Remember to take good care of yourself and find joy wherever you can.❤️
I just heard a man on his cell phone say "it'll be a miracle if I catch the express bus." I said "I hope you catch it!" and he said, "God bless you!" And I, now super invested, said a lil prayer for the bus to wait,and watched him catch it. This is one of 1 million reasons why I love New York City.❤️
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just heard a man on his cell phone say "it'll be a miracle if I catch the express bus." I said "I hope you catch it!" and he said, "God bless you!" And I, now super invested, said a lil prayer for the bus to wait,and watched him catch it. This is one of 1 million reasons why I love New York City.❤️
If you like or use AI, you're a scum sucking piece of shit. No exceptions. If you don't understand this, ask somebody with more than two brain cells. Happy holidays!
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you like or use AI, you're a scum sucking piece of shit. No exceptions. If you don't understand this, ask somebody with more than two brain cells. Happy holidays!
My doctor made me order this medication from a pharmacy they use and they left me over 10 voicemails so far?? "We received the order! We are getting ready to ship your order! We shipped your order! We are delivering it today! We officially delivered it!" And each one is a SEPARATE VOICEMAIL girl lol
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My doctor made me order this medication from a pharmacy they use and they left me over 10 voicemails so far?? "We received the order! We are getting ready to ship your order! We shipped your order! We are delivering it today! We officially delivered it!" And each one is a SEPARATE VOICEMAIL girl lol
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How are these potential cannibals still single?
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How are these potential cannibals still single?
I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm waiting to buy groceries until they reveal their Black Friday prices.
How are these potential cannibals still single?
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How are these potential cannibals still single?
bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"
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Also, I forgot you need a space between the link here lol here's the roast Pick Me Barbie from hell deserves lanemoore.substack.com
Are You Mad At Me? | Lane Moore | Substack
An column about pop culture, TV binges, and nostalgia, from award-winning writer, author, and comedian Lane Moore. Click to read "Are You Mad At Me?", by Lane Moore, a Substack publication with thousa...
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November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Also, I forgot you need a space between the link here lol here's the roast Pick Me Barbie from hell deserves lanemoore.substack.com
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Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
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Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Meta halted internal research suggesting social media harm, court filing alleges
Meta is alleged to have halted internal research suggesting social media harm, according to court documents.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hi there, Your AI flyer looks like shit.
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I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
omg when I came home today I was petting lights and scratching her back and she loved it so much she started HOWLING!!!!!!! Is that a thing???
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
omg when I came home today I was petting lights and scratching her back and she loved it so much she started HOWLING!!!!!!! Is that a thing???
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
I've never seen her do that before as a response to joy, and it was the cutest thing ever so now I need to know if this is common??
There was a woman in my yoga class with no spatial awareness who smelled really weird and had the dirtiest yoga mat I've ever seen and then when I left class, I saw a Tesla in the parking lot and all my money is on that being hers.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
There was a woman in my yoga class with no spatial awareness who smelled really weird and had the dirtiest yoga mat I've ever seen and then when I left class, I saw a Tesla in the parking lot and all my money is on that being hers.
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I wrote about Megyn Kelly saying Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t a pedophile because "they were 15 years old, not 5." People like her are exactly why predators get away with it, and even more will get away with it now. Survivors deserve more, and kids deserve protection. Read it at ✨lanemoore.substack.com
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The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Society For Women Who Are Attracted To Women And Haven't Had Any Trouble Remembering Not To Sexually Harass Or Assault Them