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K 🍑 (but extra freaky🧡)
@helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social
MDNI - Age in bio to follow 🔞🔞
Side account for @helluvabutt, where I can post my niche kinks, and be sad occassionally. Expect occassional dead dove.

If you don't want to see wg art, mute #helluvalotofbutt, if you do, you're in the right place
Sorry to anyone who subbed to me and wasn't expecting that to drop into their notifs.
A lot of my old kink stuff involved straight cis male assholes getting a taste of their own medicine. So, it was kind of nice to just turn my brain off and do that again with some super self-indulgent kinks.
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I was considering it, it's more the fact that it's my HB account, but maybe I'll drop it anyway...
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Thank you!!! 🧡🧡
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Thank you! I'm so glad! 🧡🧡🧡
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hell yeah looking SO soft! Damn that's some good tummy!!!
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Pretty sure I have that thought at least 5 times a day, not including additional thoughts such as "How do I make this about Stolas?" and "How do I make this about Stolitz?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's so fucking good, I can't wait for everyone else to read it too!
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I talked to old friend, and we've kept in touch, y'know, short convos when it's our birthdays or Christmas, but we were messaging each other for about 3 hours last night, and it felt so good. And we're going to meet up just after my birthday! #buttrambles
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Thank you!! 🧡 We've been engaged for almost two years now and just finally getting around to tying the knot
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I also actually talked to my partner about it instead of bottling it up, and he suggested trying to reconnect with an old friend who lives nearby so I reached out to let her know about the wedding, and I'm going to try and meet up for the first time in almost a decade, so wish me luck!
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM