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@helluvalotofbutt.bsky.social
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Side account for @helluvabutt, where I can post my weird kinks, and be sad occassionally. Expect occassional dead dove.
If you don't want to see wg art, mute #helluvalotofbutt, if you do, you're in the right place
Side account for @helluvabutt, where I can post my weird kinks, and be sad occassionally. Expect occassional dead dove.
If you don't want to see wg art, mute #helluvalotofbutt, if you do, you're in the right place
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I'm going to start tagging my more personal posts with #buttrambles since I'm getting more of a following for art and stuff over here.
So feel free to block the tag if you don't want the occasional personal post from me
So feel free to block the tag if you don't want the occasional personal post from me
Blitz feeling self conscious about how big he's gotten and wondering if he's gone too far, so Stolas sets up a ceiling mirror and makes him watch himself jiggle as Stolas rides his dick and makes him play with all of his extra softness.
Obviously, it's hot as fuck.
Obviously, it's hot as fuck.
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Blitz feeling self conscious about how big he's gotten and wondering if he's gone too far, so Stolas sets up a ceiling mirror and makes him watch himself jiggle as Stolas rides his dick and makes him play with all of his extra softness.
Obviously, it's hot as fuck.
Obviously, it's hot as fuck.
I'm not really into air expansion, but man am i into fat Blitz ass
January 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I'm not really into air expansion, but man am i into fat Blitz ass
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January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
sometimes squishing some fat is just real therapeutic and I'm imagining tubby Blitz spread across Stolas's lap, purring away as he gets his belly kneaded and it's just a little de-stress session for both of them
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
sometimes squishing some fat is just real therapeutic and I'm imagining tubby Blitz spread across Stolas's lap, purring away as he gets his belly kneaded and it's just a little de-stress session for both of them
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January 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Helluva Boss if it were good
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Helluva Boss if it were good
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For the ficlets, how about food streamer Blitz when he realises he's gaining a following from getting fat, not just eating? 🥰 ->
At first, the chat was impressed with his capacity and his audacity. The comments were littered with 'that's fuckin insane dude' and 'sure he's not part hound?' and 's...
At first, the chat was impressed with his capacity and his audacity. The comments were littered with 'that's fuckin insane dude' and 'sure he's not part hound?' and 's...
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January 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
For the ficlets, how about food streamer Blitz when he realises he's gaining a following from getting fat, not just eating? 🥰 ->
At first, the chat was impressed with his capacity and his audacity. The comments were littered with 'that's fuckin insane dude' and 'sure he's not part hound?' and 's...
At first, the chat was impressed with his capacity and his audacity. The comments were littered with 'that's fuckin insane dude' and 'sure he's not part hound?' and 's...
Blitzcow beloved. Blitz who's desperately tried to be seen as more than livestock, hiding his softer characteristics and biting any hand that tries to feed him. Slowly getting to melt when Stolas scratches the base of his horns and helps him with milking, knowing that he's still seen as more.
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Blitzcow beloved. Blitz who's desperately tried to be seen as more than livestock, hiding his softer characteristics and biting any hand that tries to feed him. Slowly getting to melt when Stolas scratches the base of his horns and helps him with milking, knowing that he's still seen as more.
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Blitzcow in a pen, milked twice daily and bred to produce more, higher-quality milk.
He’s fat already, but bearing young makes every part of him really pack on the pounds, and he demands seconds or thirds if he thinks his calves aren’t getting enough as he swells bigger and bigger every day.
He’s fat already, but bearing young makes every part of him really pack on the pounds, and he demands seconds or thirds if he thinks his calves aren’t getting enough as he swells bigger and bigger every day.
August 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Blitzcow in a pen, milked twice daily and bred to produce more, higher-quality milk.
He’s fat already, but bearing young makes every part of him really pack on the pounds, and he demands seconds or thirds if he thinks his calves aren’t getting enough as he swells bigger and bigger every day.
He’s fat already, but bearing young makes every part of him really pack on the pounds, and he demands seconds or thirds if he thinks his calves aren’t getting enough as he swells bigger and bigger every day.
I keep on trying to come up with more unique preg scenarios since this account has been so wg heavy, and all I keep on coming back with is "what if pregnant, BUT... many 😎"
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I keep on trying to come up with more unique preg scenarios since this account has been so wg heavy, and all I keep on coming back with is "what if pregnant, BUT... many 😎"
I wrote this and then immediately passed tf out, the image was too powerful
Blitz in his GF era, waiting at his favourite take out. It's the 5th time he's been there this week even though it's 10pm on Tuesday, and you can tell. His tee only reaches half way down his belly, letting 30 lbs of muffin top spill over his waistband.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I wrote this and then immediately passed tf out, the image was too powerful
Blitz in his GF era, waiting at his favourite take out. It's the 5th time he's been there this week even though it's 10pm on Tuesday, and you can tell. His tee only reaches half way down his belly, letting 30 lbs of muffin top spill over his waistband.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Blitz in his GF era, waiting at his favourite take out. It's the 5th time he's been there this week even though it's 10pm on Tuesday, and you can tell. His tee only reaches half way down his belly, letting 30 lbs of muffin top spill over his waistband.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
The bell on the door rings and Stolas steps in.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Stolas more like Stolass (idk i've never watched the show)
subscribestar.adult/xytora for more cool stuff teehee!!!!
subscribestar.adult/xytora for more cool stuff teehee!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Stolas more like Stolass (idk i've never watched the show)
subscribestar.adult/xytora for more cool stuff teehee!!!!
subscribestar.adult/xytora for more cool stuff teehee!!!!
I've been rotating a scenario in my head for the last few days, but not one I intend to turn into a fic, so I decided it would be a private little thing since it's very angsty/forced wg focused and no happy ending in 🧵, but FUCK IT. What is this alt for if not exactly that kind of shit.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I've been rotating a scenario in my head for the last few days, but not one I intend to turn into a fic, so I decided it would be a private little thing since it's very angsty/forced wg focused and no happy ending in 🧵, but FUCK IT. What is this alt for if not exactly that kind of shit.
and the next stage 'pestering the blorb'
#helluvalotofbutt
#helluvalotofbutt
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
and the next stage 'pestering the blorb'
#helluvalotofbutt
#helluvalotofbutt
I'm slow cooking something
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm slow cooking something
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December 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Stolitz competition where they both agree to a spell that causes them to gain weight whenever they have horny thoughts, since they're both convinced the other is hornier and need evidence.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Stolitz competition where they both agree to a spell that causes them to gain weight whenever they have horny thoughts, since they're both convinced the other is hornier and need evidence.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Problem is they realise they're into it/into the other with some weight, and things escalate from there.
Why do I always get hit with this shit at 1:30 am when I can't do anything about it?
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why do I always get hit with this shit at 1:30 am when I can't do anything about it?
Thinking about this again.
Stolas comfort eating without a care in the world, completely unaware that the calories are actually going somewhere.
Blitz ballooning so quickly that his clothes never fit and he's clumsy with the unfamiliar weight. Gorging as his own appetite grows to reflect his size.
Stolas comfort eating without a care in the world, completely unaware that the calories are actually going somewhere.
Blitz ballooning so quickly that his clothes never fit and he's clumsy with the unfamiliar weight. Gorging as his own appetite grows to reflect his size.
Alright, wild weight gain idea.
Goetia have expectations they need to uphold, not only maintaining their appearance, but doing so whilst indulging at parties. This is achieved by magically offloading their calories onto an imp. Some spread it amongst their staff, others have 1 imp for the job.
Goetia have expectations they need to uphold, not only maintaining their appearance, but doing so whilst indulging at parties. This is achieved by magically offloading their calories onto an imp. Some spread it amongst their staff, others have 1 imp for the job.
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thinking about this again.
Stolas comfort eating without a care in the world, completely unaware that the calories are actually going somewhere.
Blitz ballooning so quickly that his clothes never fit and he's clumsy with the unfamiliar weight. Gorging as his own appetite grows to reflect his size.
Stolas comfort eating without a care in the world, completely unaware that the calories are actually going somewhere.
Blitz ballooning so quickly that his clothes never fit and he's clumsy with the unfamiliar weight. Gorging as his own appetite grows to reflect his size.
Fat Blitz I miss you.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fat Blitz I miss you.
Look, I just like how the cow turned out and want to share them a couple more times
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Look, I just like how the cow turned out and want to share them a couple more times
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I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
December 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm still trying to think up a name or any details at all beyond how many gallons they're holding, but I'm liking their highland cow vibe 🥛
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt
#fatfur #lactation #helluvalotofbutt