🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the stuff I don’t particularly want to put on the main account where people won’t be expecting it. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here. Proceed at your own risk.
Clocking in to talk about how my oc deserves to be spread and fucked stupid because she deserves it (affectionate)
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Clocking in to talk about how my oc deserves to be spread and fucked stupid because she deserves it (affectionate)
I want both Stellaluna and Blitz stuffed with absolutely ludicrous amounts of cum. I want them both to have thick, sloshy cum-tummies so heavy it’s spilling out their mouths and so big it goes past ‘pregnant’.
(Post made because I couldn’t decide which of them to say it about.)
(Post made because I couldn’t decide which of them to say it about.)
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I want both Stellaluna and Blitz stuffed with absolutely ludicrous amounts of cum. I want them both to have thick, sloshy cum-tummies so heavy it’s spilling out their mouths and so big it goes past ‘pregnant’.
(Post made because I couldn’t decide which of them to say it about.)
(Post made because I couldn’t decide which of them to say it about.)
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Oh yeah, since I’m thinking of it, I did get this ych ages ago by @/mychemicalvince! If this is a wet dream of hers or something she managed to somehow wrangle for real is up to viewer interpretation.
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oh yeah, since I’m thinking of it, I did get this ych ages ago by @/mychemicalvince! If this is a wet dream of hers or something she managed to somehow wrangle for real is up to viewer interpretation.
Idea where Bee is able to turn off her lava for like a week and she just stuffs herself an absolutely insane amount to feel what it's like to actually be full, and when it switches back on, she's delighted that whatever weight she'd managed to put on actually stayed.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Idea where Bee is able to turn off her lava for like a week and she just stuffs herself an absolutely insane amount to feel what it's like to actually be full, and when it switches back on, she's delighted that whatever weight she'd managed to put on actually stayed.
Bee letting people who’ve impressed her with their gluttony swim around in her lava-lamp guts.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Bee letting people who’ve impressed her with their gluttony swim around in her lava-lamp guts.
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As much as I love Stolas & Blitz, my true love is Fizz
That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain
That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
As much as I love Stolas & Blitz, my true love is Fizz
That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain
That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain
Once again thinking of Blitz eating targets and getting Big off it. Baby-related or not, it fucks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Once again thinking of Blitz eating targets and getting Big off it. Baby-related or not, it fucks.
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Vox should keep Angel locked up in his basement and turn him into his personal fuck toy.
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December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Stolas doing what he does best and that's looking good.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Stolas doing what he does best and that's looking good.
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November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Alternately, Blitz is a hunter who thought he could take down the ancient dragon because the bounty would be enough to set him and his loved ones up for life, but he’s pinned down and fucked full of eggs instead. (They’d also be incredibly valuable… if he survives long enough to lay them, that is.)
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Alternately, Blitz is a hunter who thought he could take down the ancient dragon because the bounty would be enough to set him and his loved ones up for life, but he’s pinned down and fucked full of eggs instead. (They’d also be incredibly valuable… if he survives long enough to lay them, that is.)
I’ve said it before, but Andrealphus wanting to freeze pieces of Blitz to turn that ‘garish’ red skin into pretty white scars is so 👌
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’ve said it before, but Andrealphus wanting to freeze pieces of Blitz to turn that ‘garish’ red skin into pretty white scars is so 👌
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//micro VORE FINALLY 📺📻
they made me sick can't they choose a normal foreplay
they made me sick can't they choose a normal foreplay
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
//micro VORE FINALLY 📺📻
they made me sick can't they choose a normal foreplay
they made me sick can't they choose a normal foreplay
I got some anon hate over on tumblr, but I’m just laughing at it because they made zero attempt to tailor it to me. No mention of mpreg or my aus or my kids at all, it could have gone to almost any HB creator who deals with anything less than pure fluff.
0/10. No effort. See me after class.
0/10. No effort. See me after class.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I got some anon hate over on tumblr, but I’m just laughing at it because they made zero attempt to tailor it to me. No mention of mpreg or my aus or my kids at all, it could have gone to almost any HB creator who deals with anything less than pure fluff.
0/10. No effort. See me after class.
0/10. No effort. See me after class.
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Stolas and Blitz cock vore. The one that gets spunked is shot out into a condom and quickly tied off with a loose approximation of their face drawn on the latex with marker, and then their cum-body is used as a jiggly squish ball for a day or so before being reformed, long enough to really Feel it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Stolas and Blitz cock vore. The one that gets spunked is shot out into a condom and quickly tied off with a loose approximation of their face drawn on the latex with marker, and then their cum-body is used as a jiggly squish ball for a day or so before being reformed, long enough to really Feel it.
Not inspired by any specific thing, but can we PLEASE stop calling fictional characters ‘minors’ as a blanket, bc there is a big difference between ‘this character is 7’ and ‘this character is 17’, but some people seem to treat the latter kissing somebody (their age even!) the same as the former.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not inspired by any specific thing, but can we PLEASE stop calling fictional characters ‘minors’ as a blanket, bc there is a big difference between ‘this character is 7’ and ‘this character is 17’, but some people seem to treat the latter kissing somebody (their age even!) the same as the former.
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Fat Stellaluna in lingerie with a pussy fat and soft enough that you could rest your cheek on (and then eat out through the fabric when she pushes your face into it before you can pull it off with your teeth)
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fat Stellaluna in lingerie with a pussy fat and soft enough that you could rest your cheek on (and then eat out through the fabric when she pushes your face into it before you can pull it off with your teeth)
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Depending on how tiny the fabric is, you can probably see the top of it pushing out even above the soft bump on the panties, like boobfat over a tight shirt.
November 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Depending on how tiny the fabric is, you can probably see the top of it pushing out even above the soft bump on the panties, like boobfat over a tight shirt.
As an Alastor Liker, ‘why didn’t people care more about him being captured?’ is really funny to me. One, Charlie did express some worry, but two, he’s an asshole who clearly put himself into that situation per Husk and Niffty. And he treats everybody other than Niffty like shit.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As an Alastor Liker, ‘why didn’t people care more about him being captured?’ is really funny to me. One, Charlie did express some worry, but two, he’s an asshole who clearly put himself into that situation per Husk and Niffty. And he treats everybody other than Niffty like shit.
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Brain said "boy shaped like this:" and I locked in and did this in 2 hours somehow
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Brain said "boy shaped like this:" and I locked in and did this in 2 hours somehow
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retweeting kinky stuff to make sure my followers aren’t still beholden to the cops in their heads. call that rent lowering cumshots
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
retweeting kinky stuff to make sure my followers aren’t still beholden to the cops in their heads. call that rent lowering cumshots
Miles cooking for Aster to try and make his brain go quiet by stuffing him so much that no thoughts Fit anymore except ‘Very Full’
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Miles cooking for Aster to try and make his brain go quiet by stuffing him so much that no thoughts Fit anymore except ‘Very Full’
I’m just braindumping mental images I guess
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m just braindumping mental images I guess
Fat Stellaluna in lingerie with a pussy fat and soft enough that you could rest your cheek on (and then eat out through the fabric when she pushes your face into it before you can pull it off with your teeth)
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fat Stellaluna in lingerie with a pussy fat and soft enough that you could rest your cheek on (and then eat out through the fabric when she pushes your face into it before you can pull it off with your teeth)