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🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
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A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the stuff I don’t particularly want to put on the main account where people won’t be expecting it. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here. Proceed at your own risk.
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Brain said "boy shaped like this:" and I locked in and did this in 2 hours somehow
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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retweeting kinky stuff to make sure my followers aren’t still beholden to the cops in their heads. call that rent lowering cumshots
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Miles cooking for Aster to try and make his brain go quiet by stuffing him so much that no thoughts Fit anymore except ‘Very Full’
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m just braindumping mental images I guess
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fat Stellaluna in lingerie with a pussy fat and soft enough that you could rest your cheek on (and then eat out through the fabric when she pushes your face into it before you can pull it off with your teeth)
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I need to think of more whump stuff to put here but brain is set on Chubmode for now I guess
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Thinks of fat Stells in skimpy clothing and gets a bonus 2d6 for healing any psychic damage occurred throughout the day
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sexualizing my oc the exact same way I sexualize the canon characters is how you know she’s really Made It in my brain
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Self-indulgent au For Me: Stells ends up doing eating streams to play her persona directly to the public, and the excitement of getting to feed a real princess combined with her general overindulgence leads her to pack on a lot of weight, but she realizes she likes it and keeps it up intentionally.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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🔞 CW: Noncon (Aftermath of it)

This deal is a little more than he bargained for!

#NSFW
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I want somebody to confirm how old Alastor was when he died. Obviously he’s old enough now that it’s whatever, but I want to know if he just happened to look young when he died or did they decide he was actually 30 or less?
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love when I get asks from the beautiful perverts in my phone that hit the exact same frequency that I’m on. Everybody say thank you perverts.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
decided to put the answer of lrp on main since I did make a lil writing of it so boop
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Chained mate blitzo being both way too pregnant but also fattened up by his huge bird mate, feederism w a big scary beak with meat prodding into his mouth slight forcefully (at first) ->

(Dead animal eating warning)

Blitz felt huge. Capital-H Huge. The kind of Huge that meant he had to lean on...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I should try and draw Blitz based off my own body type at least once. You’re the one with fat tits and tummy and even fatter thighs now, fuckerrrrrrr
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Blitz and Stolas both getting huge as of late. Very cramped apartment.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Goetia metabolisms were weird. Maybe it was the magic, maybe it was some aspect of living forever, maybe it just came from daddy dearest whose natural body looked like a black hole, but Stolas never seemed to gain weight, even when he got curious about wanting to.

So Blitz was going to fix that.
Weight shift!
One character eats until theyre a specific size ans rhen they use magic to put all that size to someone else.
Alternative but equally fun; Everything tbey eat gors to the other person's stomach!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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One of those aus where Blitz is forced to work for Stolas when they’re both younger and he ends up pregnant, but they want to hide it from everyone else for as long as they can so they start stuffing him to play it off as just him getting fat.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“Imps sometimes start gaining twice their body weight in fat in preparation for a rare molting season where they gain additional height and muscle after puberty.”

“That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about imps to dispute it. Carry on.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Limited edition tummy post for turkey day because it looks so softttttt
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
One of those aus where Blitz is forced to work for Stolas when they’re both younger and he ends up pregnant, but they want to hide it from everyone else for as long as they can so they start stuffing him to play it off as just him getting fat.
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Stellaluna x Alastor x Niffty where Niffty used to be his rut partner because she was the only one he trusted to not bug or blackmail him about it, and now she’s sharing him for a few years until they can trade off.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I did get the stuffing ask about CM au btw and I want to make a thing on it! CM and stuffing go nicely together, big bird instinctively wants to ensure his mate is Fed.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Happy day to all the stuffing/wg related stuff that pops up, much like Easter brings up egg stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Posted lrp at midnight but it turned out fun so look at it
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM