helpful hyena
@helpfulhyena.bsky.social
just a helpful hyena!! 26 M ace
i dont draw "sfw" stuff, i draw "rfw", "recommended for work". i recommend using my drawings as icebreakers and conversation starters with coworkers, or randomly during an interview
dont interact if you arent an adult!
i dont draw "sfw" stuff, i draw "rfw", "recommended for work". i recommend using my drawings as icebreakers and conversation starters with coworkers, or randomly during an interview
dont interact if you arent an adult!
butts what?? EHEUEHEUHEUE
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
butts what?? EHEUEHEUHEUE
ransom rodent, you FIEND!! i should have known this was your plan all along!! EHEUEHEUHUE
February 8, 2026 at 11:47 PM
ransom rodent, you FIEND!! i should have known this was your plan all along!! EHEUEHEUHUE
if you push 30 MDMA tablets down your throat it cancels out!! EHEUEHHUEHUE
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
if you push 30 MDMA tablets down your throat it cancels out!! EHEUEHHUEHUE
and even if it wasnt, the republicans at least understand they can demand 90% of what they want to get compromised down to 10%, meanwhile the democrats pre-compromise and demand 10% of what they want and get 1%... pretending they actually want anything but their careers, of course!
February 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
and even if it wasnt, the republicans at least understand they can demand 90% of what they want to get compromised down to 10%, meanwhile the democrats pre-compromise and demand 10% of what they want and get 1%... pretending they actually want anything but their careers, of course!
did he make that tie out of construction paper?!
February 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
did he make that tie out of construction paper?!
AWW!!! <3 you guys are adorb!
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
AWW!!! <3 you guys are adorb!
WHAAAT!! congrats!! that's awesome!!
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
WHAAAT!! congrats!! that's awesome!!
EHEUEHEUHUEHUE!!!
a hyena is walking through a muddy puddle of water .
ALT: a hyena is walking through a muddy puddle of water .
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February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
EHEUEHEUHUEHUE!!!
awww!! THRIVING!! <3
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
awww!! THRIVING!! <3
:O you can just do that?! interesting!
February 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
:O you can just do that?! interesting!
nahhh youre an opp, everyone knows you're trying to release a bit of the pressure so the pipes dont burst, you don't care about anything but your career, and if you were smarter or had an ounce of guts in you, you would advocate for abolishing ICE bsky.app/profile/nbed...
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
nahhh youre an opp, everyone knows you're trying to release a bit of the pressure so the pipes dont burst, you don't care about anything but your career, and if you were smarter or had an ounce of guts in you, you would advocate for abolishing ICE bsky.app/profile/nbed...
umm fact check: he described himself as the "anti-anti-christ", so it cancels and he is actually christ himself, which is not at all something the antichrist would deceive people into believing!
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
umm fact check: he described himself as the "anti-anti-christ", so it cancels and he is actually christ himself, which is not at all something the antichrist would deceive people into believing!
they made the phrase "getting your butt kicked" for a reason!! EHEUEHEUEUE!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
they made the phrase "getting your butt kicked" for a reason!! EHEUEHEUEUE!!!
it looks great!!
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
it looks great!!
ah yes i will be drawing a bat soon as well!! 🧛♂️but this is officially going to be DANGER DONKEY now we just need to see what he looks like outside that blanket! EHEUEHUEHUE
February 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
ah yes i will be drawing a bat soon as well!! 🧛♂️but this is officially going to be DANGER DONKEY now we just need to see what he looks like outside that blanket! EHEUEHUEHUE
also i dont know why you linked a blog post which doesnt make any kind of substantive argument or source any claims whatsoever
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
also i dont know why you linked a blog post which doesnt make any kind of substantive argument or source any claims whatsoever
ignoring the question of how google makes money, and whether it's "generating wealth" in doing so, your false dichotomy between billionaires and landowners is one of the most ridiculous things ive ever heard. on the topic of google, since you singled page and schmidt out as "good billionaires":
February 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
ignoring the question of how google makes money, and whether it's "generating wealth" in doing so, your false dichotomy between billionaires and landowners is one of the most ridiculous things ive ever heard. on the topic of google, since you singled page and schmidt out as "good billionaires":
im not sure what youre trying to say, so for example, do you think billionaires should pay more in taxes? do you think billionaires using their money to influence politics is a problem that should be curtailed in any way? do you think all property-owning rent seekers should be forced to divest?
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
im not sure what youre trying to say, so for example, do you think billionaires should pay more in taxes? do you think billionaires using their money to influence politics is a problem that should be curtailed in any way? do you think all property-owning rent seekers should be forced to divest?
we could just wear smth with a feather on it 🤓 like one of those old hats!! EHEUEHEUHEUEHUE
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
we could just wear smth with a feather on it 🤓 like one of those old hats!! EHEUEHEUHEUEHUE
EHEUEHEUHEUE!! must resist the urge...!
a soccer player kicking a ball on the field
ALT: a soccer player kicking a ball on the field
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February 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
EHEUEHEUHEUE!! must resist the urge...!