helpful hyena
@helpfulhyena.bsky.social
just a helpful hyena!! 26 M ace
i dont draw "sfw" stuff, i draw "rfw", "recommended for work". i recommend using my drawings as icebreakers and conversation starters with coworkers, or randomly during an interview
dont interact if you arent an adult!
i dont draw "sfw" stuff, i draw "rfw", "recommended for work". i recommend using my drawings as icebreakers and conversation starters with coworkers, or randomly during an interview
dont interact if you arent an adult!
christmas doodle for @ratm0de.bsky.social !! otherwise known as RANSOM RODENT!! helpful hyena must have captured this criminal and turned him in to the hyen-agency!! EHEUEHUEHUE!! now he is recovering at the hyen-asylum! EHEEHUEHEUEHUE!!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
christmas doodle for @ratm0de.bsky.social !! otherwise known as RANSOM RODENT!! helpful hyena must have captured this criminal and turned him in to the hyen-agency!! EHEUEHUEHUE!! now he is recovering at the hyen-asylum! EHEEHUEHEUEHUE!!!
when was somebody gonna tell me you can bookmark posts...!!
retweeting because i will forget abt it otherwise
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
when was somebody gonna tell me you can bookmark posts...!!
christmas doodle for @nuggeez.bsky.social !! i always struggle to draw him for some reason!! oh well! EHEUEHUEHUE!! another successful mission for helpful hyena!
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
christmas doodle for @nuggeez.bsky.social !! i always struggle to draw him for some reason!! oh well! EHEUEHUEHUE!! another successful mission for helpful hyena!
helpful hyena's latest mission from the hyen-agency!! help this dog sleep! EHEUEHUE!! dog germs were not mentioned in the briefing!!
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
helpful hyena's latest mission from the hyen-agency!! help this dog sleep! EHEUEHUE!! dog germs were not mentioned in the briefing!!
last night @ratm0de.bsky.social and i helped @shamustheturtle.bsky.social make this absurdly cursed gen 3 tierlist to codify his opinions... i am sharing it here WITHOUT PERMISSION!! for the record he wanted me to put zangoose even lower but he wouldnt tell me where so i left it in A...!
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
last night @ratm0de.bsky.social and i helped @shamustheturtle.bsky.social make this absurdly cursed gen 3 tierlist to codify his opinions... i am sharing it here WITHOUT PERMISSION!! for the record he wanted me to put zangoose even lower but he wouldnt tell me where so i left it in A...!
silksong hornet likes fluffy things so i imagine she would like being wrapped in trobio's fluffy scarf thing...! does anyone ship them yet? this could be big!! and im NOT talking about THIS being big!!! AWWUH?!
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
silksong hornet likes fluffy things so i imagine she would like being wrapped in trobio's fluffy scarf thing...! does anyone ship them yet? this could be big!! and im NOT talking about THIS being big!!! AWWUH?!
the epstein files have all of those names blacked out because youre supposed to fill in your own to create your own epstein files!
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the epstein files have all of those names blacked out because youre supposed to fill in your own to create your own epstein files!
has anyone tried reading the epstein files with xray glasses to see through the redactions?!
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
has anyone tried reading the epstein files with xray glasses to see through the redactions?!
helpful hyena!! EHEUEHUE!! interrogated?!
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
helpful hyena!! EHEUEHUE!! interrogated?!
retweeting because i will forget abt it otherwise
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
retweeting because i will forget abt it otherwise
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I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
one of these was drawn with my computer mouse and one of these was drawn on my computer by a mouse!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
one of these was drawn with my computer mouse and one of these was drawn on my computer by a mouse!!
helpful hyena, at your service!!
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
helpful hyena, at your service!!
i am so sick of rappers rhyming "cute hyena" with "bluesky-yena"
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i am so sick of rappers rhyming "cute hyena" with "bluesky-yena"
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That evil goofball @helpfulhyena.bsky.social is trying to make me LIE and say spotted hyenas are better than striped hyenas but it WON'T WORK, I will NOT BREAK AND ALSO SOMEONE H-HELP MEHEHEHEEE!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That evil goofball @helpfulhyena.bsky.social is trying to make me LIE and say spotted hyenas are better than striped hyenas but it WON'T WORK, I will NOT BREAK AND ALSO SOMEONE H-HELP MEHEHEHEEE!!
there is no show or movie or demo reel of tilly norwood. it is propaganda. their website is just a 2 minute Al-generated ad for the character, which hardly contains her.
"more to come!" it says at the bottom. now, contrast the reality of "tilly norwood" to the headlines:
"more to come!" it says at the bottom. now, contrast the reality of "tilly norwood" to the headlines:
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
there is no show or movie or demo reel of tilly norwood. it is propaganda. their website is just a 2 minute Al-generated ad for the character, which hardly contains her.
"more to come!" it says at the bottom. now, contrast the reality of "tilly norwood" to the headlines:
"more to come!" it says at the bottom. now, contrast the reality of "tilly norwood" to the headlines:
disposable vapes are a great invention because their lithium batteries explode and catch fire in the trash compactor, and they're filled with weed resin which famously gets you high when you burn it
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
disposable vapes are a great invention because their lithium batteries explode and catch fire in the trash compactor, and they're filled with weed resin which famously gets you high when you burn it
EEEEK!! hope the bench was nearby!! EHUEHUHE
at least now you got the pattern down, hornet!!
at least now you got the pattern down, hornet!!
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
EEEEK!! hope the bench was nearby!! EHUEHUHE
at least now you got the pattern down, hornet!!
at least now you got the pattern down, hornet!!