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Somewhere in the bowels Mail Towers, there's a sub being bone-sawed by desd-eyed editors as Dacre looks on.
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Somewhere in the bowels Mail Towers, there's a sub being bone-sawed by desd-eyed editors as Dacre looks on.
Just one of loads of Technotronic gags from @gralefrit.bsky.social's peerless Cunk canon!
joelmorris.substack.com/p/pump-up-th...
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Pump Up The Jam
Technotronic, Philomena Cunk and the joy of excess...
joelmorris.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just one of loads of Technotronic gags from @gralefrit.bsky.social's peerless Cunk canon!
joelmorris.substack.com/p/pump-up-th...
joelmorris.substack.com/p/pump-up-th...
Why would the dog need to go to the school bus? And if it can't go, why are they taking its trumpet? Seems cruel.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why would the dog need to go to the school bus? And if it can't go, why are they taking its trumpet? Seems cruel.
A member of Technotronic can pump six times their own body weight in jam every three minutes.
a woman in a plaid suit stands in front of a blue speaker
ALT: a woman in a plaid suit stands in front of a blue speaker
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
A member of Technotronic can pump six times their own body weight in jam every three minutes.
The power of copy compels you!
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The power of copy compels you!
For people really in need of gastric relief, some doctors are recommending a "shart stroll".
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
For people really in need of gastric relief, some doctors are recommending a "shart stroll".
Avalanches
(I DJed with BRA in 00s and they were great from start to finish. But I also agree with your take.)
(I DJed with BRA in 00s and they were great from start to finish. But I also agree with your take.)
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Avalanches
(I DJed with BRA in 00s and they were great from start to finish. But I also agree with your take.)
(I DJed with BRA in 00s and they were great from start to finish. But I also agree with your take.)
I'm glad someone asked this, it's lovely!
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm glad someone asked this, it's lovely!
Isn't that the same pathway to twattery as thwarted genius Matt Godwin?
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Isn't that the same pathway to twattery as thwarted genius Matt Godwin?
Can't remember the films Ace Ventura directed, tbh
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Can't remember the films Ace Ventura directed, tbh
Erm, sorry, just a thing... I seem to be in the wrong timeline. Any chance you could help me get back to the one where Labour aren't fash? Great, thanks.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Erm, sorry, just a thing... I seem to be in the wrong timeline. Any chance you could help me get back to the one where Labour aren't fash? Great, thanks.
I wrote an undergrad essay about fascist symbology in Harry Potter back in 2001, mainly as a wind-up though.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I wrote an undergrad essay about fascist symbology in Harry Potter back in 2001, mainly as a wind-up though.
I think @jonnelledge.bsky.social on @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social was talking about how manifestos have really bloated out over the course of their existence from hundreds of words to hundreds of thousands. Wild!
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think @jonnelledge.bsky.social on @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social was talking about how manifestos have really bloated out over the course of their existence from hundreds of words to hundreds of thousands. Wild!
It's not a binding legal contract. If something is the right thing to do for the good of the country, and the government can make that case to bring people with them, then it doesn't matter what the manifesto said. But, you can see the problem for this comms-incapable government...
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It's not a binding legal contract. If something is the right thing to do for the good of the country, and the government can make that case to bring people with them, then it doesn't matter what the manifesto said. But, you can see the problem for this comms-incapable government...
To do Dan Brown, we'll need Craig Brown.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
To do Dan Brown, we'll need Craig Brown.
- Ed Grundy's ferret-powered thresher demo in the lambing sheds
- Kenton drills a new glory hole in The Bull
- The cricket team release a nude charity calendar called The Middle Stump
- Kenton drills a new glory hole in The Bull
- The cricket team release a nude charity calendar called The Middle Stump
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
- Ed Grundy's ferret-powered thresher demo in the lambing sheds
- Kenton drills a new glory hole in The Bull
- The cricket team release a nude charity calendar called The Middle Stump
- Kenton drills a new glory hole in The Bull
- The cricket team release a nude charity calendar called The Middle Stump
omfg someone involved look up "induced demand" please!
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
omfg someone involved look up "induced demand" please!
Did anyone see if the grifting shit had his poppy on? For the @localnotail.bsky.social files at least...
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Did anyone see if the grifting shit had his poppy on? For the @localnotail.bsky.social files at least...
Well, well, well. I didn't think THESE sins of the colonies would return to the metropole...
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Well, well, well. I didn't think THESE sins of the colonies would return to the metropole...
What the fuck is this shit!?
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What the fuck is this shit!?
I regret to report I'm a rock crayfish, not a rock lobster.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I regret to report I'm a rock crayfish, not a rock lobster.
See it. Say it. Despair.
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
See it. Say it. Despair.
Have you checked Urban Dictionary though?
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Have you checked Urban Dictionary though?
Now this is a story all about how
My big statue fell half down
So let me take a minute
Just to stop right there
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty,
And despair
My big statue fell half down
So let me take a minute
Just to stop right there
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty,
And despair
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Now this is a story all about how
My big statue fell half down
So let me take a minute
Just to stop right there
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty,
And despair
My big statue fell half down
So let me take a minute
Just to stop right there
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty,
And despair