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Magnificent. Make sure you click on the "1 more reply" link to make sure you read the whole thread. You will not regret it.
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
January 10, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Slightly diminish a band (or several):

BCCB
The Four Mids
Undergrad Dre
Lukewarm Chilli Peppers
Orchestral Manoeuvres with the Light On
Led Balloon
Donna Autumn
Bob Marley and the Grumblers
Andrew Weathersome
Two Limited
Moderate Attack
Hermitage Roan
Notorious S.M.A.L.L.

PLEASE STOP ME
Slightly diminish a band:

The Slightly Uncouth Manners
Tin Madien
The Bicycle Ride by Truckers
The Drive by Push Bikers
Mini Van Halen
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from me Shed
Slightly diminish a band:

OKtramp
January 10, 2026 at 7:42 AM
@marta-zboralska.bsky.social drop Duncan Brown a line, he's translated chunky art history work before! [email protected]
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again.

Ignore the haters, London is the 🐐
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@alexpodyssey.bsky.social listening to the excellent (really, listen!) Medusa ep, and was fascinated by laughter being antithetical to masculinity. It made me think of how men love surface banter but struggle with anything that speaks to the self. So the horror of Medusa is actually being seen...
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Honestly, this is pearls before swine, sulks off in high dudgeon
Bicarbonix and Magimix
September 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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12 points to Gryffindor
July 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport”

By Ruben Bolling

Genius. Click in.
June 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
20,000 Leagues Under the Seat
DOGE Day Afternoon
28 Tweeks Later
STD Elmo's Fire
The Lost Buoys
Source Chode
Diet Hard
ADD a letter and ruin a movie:

Star Warts
Mulholland Drivel
Carlito’s Waxy
May 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Master and Colander

(Ok, that's enough. THAT'S ENOUGH.)
Ruin a movie with a kitchen utensil

Bram Stoker's Spatula
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Lord of The Ring Molds
April 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Schindler's Whisk
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Bram Stoker's Spatula
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April 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
A Few Good Mandolins
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Bram Stoker's Spatula
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April 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Once Upon a Time in the Whisk
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April 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Oven Glove, Actually
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April 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The Dirty Oven

(Stop me, I need help)
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April 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Microplanes, Trains and Automobiles
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April 1, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Frying Pan's Labyrinth
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April 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Look Who's Sporking
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April 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Enjoyed @bunkerpod.bsky.social today - made me want to read the Judge Cal stories! But also made me wonder where's best to buy comics/graphic novels online is. @iandunt.bsky.social @nndroid.bsky.social any suggestions? bookshop.org.uk is my usual go-to but I find it a bit hit and miss for this.
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March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Feel like I'm having a stroke, but smelling chicken shish instead of toast.
February 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Ukraine represents truth. Russia represents lies. Every time we speak the truth, we support the war effort. Every time we reject lies, we help defeat the enemy.

open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...
The lies are the point
The Ukraine war has never been entirely military, or even territorial. It is epistemic.
open.substack.com
February 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I don't think we can share the side-by-side of Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute next to Nazis doing the Nazi salute enough.
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Just in from mammoth interview session to two bits of news. One that a DV perp got locked up because of something I did and that a vulnerable constituent had a a massive wrongful debt written off after our intervention. This is why I came to politics, this is why I'll just keep cracking on.
January 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM