Classic McDavid
@henchman21.bsky.social
Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. My opinions are your own.
Can the cover for a book you never read change you? Yes, if it's this:
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can the cover for a book you never read change you? Yes, if it's this:
Guess which one I want most.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Guess which one I want most.
I'm coming to help
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm coming to help
(Not you, you get the joke)
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
(Not you, you get the joke)
Long live Queen Relena!
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Long live Queen Relena!
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Can I get this in short sleeves?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Can I get this in short sleeves?
That's what the bat's for.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
That's what the bat's for.
A) Yes, I would wear this everywhere.
B) I feel like no movie theater should be allowed to refuse you outside food if you're wearing one of these.
B) I feel like no movie theater should be allowed to refuse you outside food if you're wearing one of these.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
A) Yes, I would wear this everywhere.
B) I feel like no movie theater should be allowed to refuse you outside food if you're wearing one of these.
B) I feel like no movie theater should be allowed to refuse you outside food if you're wearing one of these.
If anyone asks, the correct reply is:
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone asks, the correct reply is:
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
They can bake them into a haze and then we escape!
They can bake them into a haze and then we escape!
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
They can bake them into a haze and then we escape!
They can bake them into a haze and then we escape!
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Who wants some of my
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Who wants some of my
I was gonna post a Linkin Park lyric, but then I couldn't decide between the Cardinal and the Pope which one was Mike and which was Chester.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I was gonna post a Linkin Park lyric, but then I couldn't decide between the Cardinal and the Pope which one was Mike and which was Chester.
Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
Drive my car into the ocean
Drive my car into the ocean
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cease to resist, giving my goodbye
Drive my car into the ocean
Drive my car into the ocean
*Donovan voice*
And The Magician.
And The Magician.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
*Donovan voice*
And The Magician.
And The Magician.
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
What is it?
It's it
How this temp job turned into a permanent job
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How this temp job turned into a permanent job
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
It's just....it's just gravy.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
It's just....it's just gravy.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
I was talking yesterday about blocking people complaining about my potato joint being unneeded and expensive, but this is worth complaining about.
I don't get the point. Get a jar of gravy. They sell it year round.
ESPN keeps playing commercials for Mavis Tires, and all I can think is this every time:
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ESPN keeps playing commercials for Mavis Tires, and all I can think is this every time: