HenchmanKris
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HenchmanKris
@henchmankris.bsky.social
Baking enthusiast, amateur writer, cookbook collector. 48, he/him

"Your heart is in the right place, but your brain is somewhere cold, dark, and covered with spiders." 😁
But I got you this lovely new necklace, Miss! 😁
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I mean, mine's nerd-adjacent? It was in the back of the novel about the Urza and Mishra war in the Magic: The Gathering universe. Saw it and thought it would make a neat tattoo. I also happen to be a huge steampunk nerd, so... I knew a long time ago? 😁
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
(Complimentary)
August 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I went to the cardiologist today (all is well) and came home and grilled burgers for the house. I am now sleepy. If someone can pet my hair and call me a good boy, well that would just be swell. 😊
August 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Made one of the best pasta sauces I ever made with tomatoes grown in the front yard garden, paired with herbs from that same garden. Served with BudgetBytes' meatballs and rigatoni! 😁
July 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Fucking hell, sir...!
July 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One thing I've got going for me... I can cook. 😊
July 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Please, madam, allow me! 😁
July 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A little heavier than the pictures would go, but been losing weight slowly!
July 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
July 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
March 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM