HenchmanKris
@henchmankris.bsky.social
Baking enthusiast, amateur writer, cookbook collector. 48, he/him
"Your heart is in the right place, but your brain is somewhere cold, dark, and covered with spiders." 😁
"Your heart is in the right place, but your brain is somewhere cold, dark, and covered with spiders." 😁
When the Louvre got robbed not too long ago, I thought "I hope the DaVinci artifact was okay!" 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When the Louvre got robbed not too long ago, I thought "I hope the DaVinci artifact was okay!" 🤣
"Had the perfect amount of foam."
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Had the perfect amount of foam."
YES!!! Another 'Hudson Hawk' appreciator!!! I love you, Miss!!! 🥰
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
YES!!! Another 'Hudson Hawk' appreciator!!! I love you, Miss!!! 🥰
I'm dreadfully late to this post but holy fuck, Miss! 🥰 Divine, absolutely divine.
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'm dreadfully late to this post but holy fuck, Miss! 🥰 Divine, absolutely divine.
It *does* look super rippable, though. Probably would make a super satisfying sound if someone shredded it off of you. 😁
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It *does* look super rippable, though. Probably would make a super satisfying sound if someone shredded it off of you. 😁
This is how I find out I'm Lawful Bottom?! 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This is how I find out I'm Lawful Bottom?! 🤣
Yeah, but I'd feel bad because it's pretty and only would destroy it if I had a replacement on hand. 😁
September 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Yeah, but I'd feel bad because it's pretty and only would destroy it if I had a replacement on hand. 😁
Fuck yeah, phthalo green! All the hot people love phthalo green!
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fuck yeah, phthalo green! All the hot people love phthalo green!
*giggling, crying, blushing*
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*giggling, crying, blushing*
I cannot lie! 🥰
September 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I cannot lie! 🥰
You're so bad, Miss! 🥰
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You're so bad, Miss! 🥰
But I got you this lovely new necklace, Miss! 😁
September 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
But I got you this lovely new necklace, Miss! 😁
I'm patient, though! I'll keep throwing them out there until they eventually stick!
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm patient, though! I'll keep throwing them out there until they eventually stick!
Divine, Miss Wkd!
August 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Divine, Miss Wkd!
Have you tried turning your Tiny Temptress on, and then on some more? 😁
August 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Have you tried turning your Tiny Temptress on, and then on some more? 😁
Bark, bark, bark, bark!!!! 😁
August 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bark, bark, bark, bark!!!! 😁
How am I laying down listening to this and when you said "Sit" I kind of "sat down" further? 😁
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
How am I laying down listening to this and when you said "Sit" I kind of "sat down" further? 😁
Win-win, really...
August 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Win-win, really...
Excuse me, Miss, I shall spend the rest of my day in feral lust at that thought, thank you. 😁
August 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Excuse me, Miss, I shall spend the rest of my day in feral lust at that thought, thank you. 😁
Well, I'll never look at my cpap machine the same way again...!
August 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Well, I'll never look at my cpap machine the same way again...!