Henrik Jensen
@henrik-jensen.bsky.social
Dark matter developer. Internet person. Afraid of most people. My questionable opinions are my own.
Implementing a file storage solution using backing storage that has no deterministic file names is weird.
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Implementing a file storage solution using backing storage that has no deterministic file names is weird.
Fuck you Apple for force upgrading to iOS 26. This is hostile towards low vision people. I expect you to be better.
January 17, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Fuck you Apple for force upgrading to iOS 26. This is hostile towards low vision people. I expect you to be better.
Loving the Bill and Jon Jowitz episode ... again. It's so wrong and still so right. You need to be a comedian to be accepted with this material.
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Loving the Bill and Jon Jowitz episode ... again. It's so wrong and still so right. You need to be a comedian to be accepted with this material.
Exploring Aspire environment injection via user-secrets for an Aspire hostile solution feels like inventing fire all over after someone already did the hard work.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Exploring Aspire environment injection via user-secrets for an Aspire hostile solution feels like inventing fire all over after someone already did the hard work.
Some people journal. I just let angry Bill Burr yell about the world for 10 minutes and suddenly my crappy day feels ok.
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Some people journal. I just let angry Bill Burr yell about the world for 10 minutes and suddenly my crappy day feels ok.
I don't have a blog, so I'll just skeet it out right here.
With 2025 closing, I'm grateful of being an old farty developer who now has AI to augment my demising cognitive faculties.
Here's to some 20 to 30 or so years more depending on when the robots take over.
With 2025 closing, I'm grateful of being an old farty developer who now has AI to augment my demising cognitive faculties.
Here's to some 20 to 30 or so years more depending on when the robots take over.
December 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't have a blog, so I'll just skeet it out right here.
With 2025 closing, I'm grateful of being an old farty developer who now has AI to augment my demising cognitive faculties.
Here's to some 20 to 30 or so years more depending on when the robots take over.
With 2025 closing, I'm grateful of being an old farty developer who now has AI to augment my demising cognitive faculties.
Here's to some 20 to 30 or so years more depending on when the robots take over.
New house! New archeological dig into the history of where are all the pipes and electrical wires hidden.
Awfully grown up stuff to be doing.
Awfully grown up stuff to be doing.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New house! New archeological dig into the history of where are all the pipes and electrical wires hidden.
Awfully grown up stuff to be doing.
Awfully grown up stuff to be doing.
Some dogs have resting happy face.
One of mine has resting YouTube thumbnail face.
One of mine has resting YouTube thumbnail face.
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Some dogs have resting happy face.
One of mine has resting YouTube thumbnail face.
One of mine has resting YouTube thumbnail face.
My trouble started with two thumbs. It got worse when I was given eight more.
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My trouble started with two thumbs. It got worse when I was given eight more.
“You look more feminine now. What’s your current weight?”
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Family doesn’t do subtle.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“You look more feminine now. What’s your current weight?”
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Family doesn’t do subtle.
Explained the Fediverse to my parents.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Explained the Fediverse to my parents.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
Ended up deep in a retrospective on Britney Spears and that Federline guy.
I go in burnt out. She says, “the cure is simple: quit, disengage, find peace".
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I go in burnt out. She says, “the cure is simple: quit, disengage, find peace".
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
I chose option three - keep talking at work where everyone hates me. It’s cheaper.
This is the season for sweaters, patience, and downclocking WordPerfect to a comfortable 1 MHz.
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This is the season for sweaters, patience, and downclocking WordPerfect to a comfortable 1 MHz.
This time of winter, we retest the theory that vegetables last longer if you hide them inside a pig.
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This time of winter, we retest the theory that vegetables last longer if you hide them inside a pig.
I feel shame when my speech impediment causes me to break the flow of a group conversation by needing extra time to speak.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I feel shame when my speech impediment causes me to break the flow of a group conversation by needing extra time to speak.
Time sheets sent. Now to begin this "vacation" task that's been deprioritized for too long.
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Time sheets sent. Now to begin this "vacation" task that's been deprioritized for too long.
My humor was denied a passport. My banter was detained at the border.
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My humor was denied a passport. My banter was detained at the border.
My sit-stand desk isn’t for posture. It’s for optimizing the elbow angle of my chin rest.
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
My sit-stand desk isn’t for posture. It’s for optimizing the elbow angle of my chin rest.
Will unapproved proactivity become "shadow proactivity". Just in time for sysadmin vendors to sell tools to rein it in.
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Will unapproved proactivity become "shadow proactivity". Just in time for sysadmin vendors to sell tools to rein it in.
Will manual coding and reasoning be the new Cobol for aging developers.
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Will manual coding and reasoning be the new Cobol for aging developers.
FIFA’s new peace trophy feels like it crawled straight out of Dante's fifth circle of hell.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
FIFA’s new peace trophy feels like it crawled straight out of Dante's fifth circle of hell.
I knew someone whose only "mistake" was being early to a system that preferred being late - a rare kind of momentum. Got left waiting in reception a lot.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I knew someone whose only "mistake" was being early to a system that preferred being late - a rare kind of momentum. Got left waiting in reception a lot.
Happy to see the File Explorer flash bang bug surprising people. Dare I hope this will fix using Visual Studio 2026 over RDP #itsAlwaysWin32
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Happy to see the File Explorer flash bang bug surprising people. Dare I hope this will fix using Visual Studio 2026 over RDP #itsAlwaysWin32
Watching US news is like watching a car crash that won't end.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Watching US news is like watching a car crash that won't end.
Reposted by Henrik Jensen
This is not a good person
Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) "garbage," says that Somalians don't belong in the U.S. because they "do nothing but complain... do nothing but bitch"
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is not a good person