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Honkey Kong
@henrygoeldner.bsky.social
dudes rock: the show
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Guardian's Crusade, which we rented from the video store three or four times just to finish it
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I like the new Perth Bears logo but it lacks the anxiety inducing terror of the North Sydney Bears one.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
We took in this cat three years ago when my mum died. Now this girl's been diagnosed with heart disease. Bloody unfair.
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Post four TV couples you love

(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
whatever you say, witless.

you going to delete this post too?
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What could have been
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
dog
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
2023, Italy with some friends
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
currently scripting a comic I'm not allowed to talk about but I've brought out two 60+ page scifi adventure comics over the past two years alongside my friend @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social called 'The Star Tide Shores'

honestly every part of making comics is fun, its the advertizing that sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
dog
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
dog update
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
as everyone knows, haircuts were invented in the 19th century.
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
found out this morning my dog has a pretty serious health problem.
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Each passing year my mind turns again to the final passage in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.
August 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Come find me this Saturday at Comicstreet in the Queen Street Mall
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
miss my old gym partner

she couldn't lift much but was always supportive
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
dog
June 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
nothing like a couple of little dogs having a friendly tussle.
May 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
arrived today in the mail
May 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I fucked up a blueberry cobbler and came up with a delicious mistake. my wife has taken to calling this 'blueberry slipper'. serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
May 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?
May 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM