Honkey Kong
@henrygoeldner.bsky.social
dudes rock: the show
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
dudes rock: the show
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Guardian's Crusade, which we rented from the video store three or four times just to finish it
Guardian's Crusade, which we rented from the video store three or four times just to finish it
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
Guardian's Crusade, which we rented from the video store three or four times just to finish it
Guardian's Crusade, which we rented from the video store three or four times just to finish it
I like the new Perth Bears logo but it lacks the anxiety inducing terror of the North Sydney Bears one.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I like the new Perth Bears logo but it lacks the anxiety inducing terror of the North Sydney Bears one.
We took in this cat three years ago when my mum died. Now this girl's been diagnosed with heart disease. Bloody unfair.
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
We took in this cat three years ago when my mum died. Now this girl's been diagnosed with heart disease. Bloody unfair.
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
January 11, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Post four TV couples you love
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
(both actual relationships and profound yearning are acceptable)
whatever you say, witless.
you going to delete this post too?
you going to delete this post too?
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
whatever you say, witless.
you going to delete this post too?
you going to delete this post too?
What could have been
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What could have been
2023, Italy with some friends
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
2023, Italy with some friends
currently scripting a comic I'm not allowed to talk about but I've brought out two 60+ page scifi adventure comics over the past two years alongside my friend @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social called 'The Star Tide Shores'
honestly every part of making comics is fun, its the advertizing that sucks.
honestly every part of making comics is fun, its the advertizing that sucks.
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
currently scripting a comic I'm not allowed to talk about but I've brought out two 60+ page scifi adventure comics over the past two years alongside my friend @illuminatedcomics.bsky.social called 'The Star Tide Shores'
honestly every part of making comics is fun, its the advertizing that sucks.
honestly every part of making comics is fun, its the advertizing that sucks.
as everyone knows, haircuts were invented in the 19th century.
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
as everyone knows, haircuts were invented in the 19th century.
found out this morning my dog has a pretty serious health problem.
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
found out this morning my dog has a pretty serious health problem.
Each passing year my mind turns again to the final passage in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.
August 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Each passing year my mind turns again to the final passage in Cormac McCarthy's The Road.
Come find me this Saturday at Comicstreet in the Queen Street Mall
July 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Come find me this Saturday at Comicstreet in the Queen Street Mall
miss my old gym partner
she couldn't lift much but was always supportive
she couldn't lift much but was always supportive
July 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
miss my old gym partner
she couldn't lift much but was always supportive
she couldn't lift much but was always supportive
nothing like a couple of little dogs having a friendly tussle.
May 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
nothing like a couple of little dogs having a friendly tussle.
arrived today in the mail
May 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
arrived today in the mail
I fucked up a blueberry cobbler and came up with a delicious mistake. my wife has taken to calling this 'blueberry slipper'. serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
May 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I fucked up a blueberry cobbler and came up with a delicious mistake. my wife has taken to calling this 'blueberry slipper'. serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?
May 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If you inherited a movie theatre, what’s your first double feature?
