Childless Cat Hepler
hepl.bsky.social
Childless Cat Hepler
@hepl.bsky.social
Basic nerd who resents being so overwhelmingly normal but somehow still generally likes other people
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So Trump imposes blanket tariffs, and only when a CEO pays him $5 million will he offer a carveout. Anyone who thinks he’s “draining the swamp” is either complicit or a fool.
March 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Truth and Justice are slow and cautious.

If you want to move fast and break things, you have to be a liar and a crook.
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Solve the world's problems so you can pretend the problems were fake all along. Polio, measles, the ozone layer, climate change. The list goes on.

Be the change you want conspiracy nuts to ignore in the world.
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
youtube.com/shorts/FWk4x...

Want to survive a surprise allergy hitting you mid flight? Too bad.

Epipens were stocked on planes because of FAA regulation. They will not be replaced.
Is There A Doctor On Board?!?
YouTube video by Doctor Mike
youtube.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
ICE attacking schools and churches is a clear violation of the First Amendment Right to Free Assembly.

Using a public place to round people up is **1000% anti-American**.

It's something you can only do if you fundamentally hate America.
February 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"He is quite literally incapable of taking responsibility for anything he has done, unless it’s successful."

plus.briantylercohen.com/p/trump-blam...
January 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The year is 20XX.

Corporate mergers, completely unopposed, have grown utterly deranged.

The federal government has been replaced by Reuter's Digesla.

X is 3.
January 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Always do less than you're capable of.

That way you can convince yourself you're capable of controlling your situation and simply choosing not to.

Follow for more unhealthy life hacks
January 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Politics 101: Everything's easier said than done.

Politics 102: The only job easy enough for an oligarch is telling others what to do.
January 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Thank goodness for people like former WAPO cartoonist @anntelnaes.bsky.social, American hero. This may only be the rough of the cartoon she planned to run before she was told she couldn't, but it speaks volumes, perhaps, especially in this form.
January 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Well yeah. It became a meme stock. It's going to be volatile. I just hope it stops getting artificially inflated.
Tesla’s sales fell slightly in 2024, in the first annual decline in its history, as the electric-car maker faced growing global competition. Tesla shares, which have been buoyant in recent months, fell 6% on Thursday. nyti.ms/3BQSJyA
January 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The moral of Nosferatu:

Listen to women, before it's too late, even if their knowledge seems inexplicable or downright magical.

Same as Cassandra warning about the Trojan Horse. She's serious. Heed the warnings.
January 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

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People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
Click to Visit #ASafeChoice Network
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Boy math: You're carrying 2 bags of groceries in each hand. How many more bags of groceries can you carry?
December 5, 2024 at 8:05 AM
When your son says he'll fight anybody who tries to separate you ❤️❤️❤️
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 AM
My very own handyman. He has a special interest in upholstery.
November 2, 2024 at 5:11 AM
When the troublemaker finally takes a nap
November 1, 2024 at 12:50 AM