herald says bah humbug
@herald-trashboy.bsky.social
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I'm herald, I'm the co-host, job worker and protector of our system, everything in my bio is shit people have said about me. insults added on an as needed basis. I drink tango & hate fascists. don't come to me for life advice unless you want it delivered by hammer. it's how I show affection
shocking: headmate who said he was gonna switch out ages ago is procrastinating switching
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
shocking: headmate who said he was gonna switch out ages ago is procrastinating switching
I would be less of an annoying bastard if I also wasn't consistently correct
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I would be less of an annoying bastard if I also wasn't consistently correct
cw: disordered eating
I'm not a fan of the way that we now struggle to eat a full meal regardless of who's in front. if it's ness fronting? forget it, they don't even want to eat a full meal. if it's me fronting? it's genuinely physically uncomfortable to finish a meal even though I WANT to eat
I'm not a fan of the way that we now struggle to eat a full meal regardless of who's in front. if it's ness fronting? forget it, they don't even want to eat a full meal. if it's me fronting? it's genuinely physically uncomfortable to finish a meal even though I WANT to eat
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
cw: disordered eating
I'm not a fan of the way that we now struggle to eat a full meal regardless of who's in front. if it's ness fronting? forget it, they don't even want to eat a full meal. if it's me fronting? it's genuinely physically uncomfortable to finish a meal even though I WANT to eat
I'm not a fan of the way that we now struggle to eat a full meal regardless of who's in front. if it's ness fronting? forget it, they don't even want to eat a full meal. if it's me fronting? it's genuinely physically uncomfortable to finish a meal even though I WANT to eat
transition for everybody
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
transition for everybody
just came across a tiktok that claimed that you can't have bipolar and DID, or bpd and DID at once because the DID nullifies the BPD, and a bipolar diagnosis before a DID diagnosis is a misdiagnosis and um that doesn't sound right to me. like. at all
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
just came across a tiktok that claimed that you can't have bipolar and DID, or bpd and DID at once because the DID nullifies the BPD, and a bipolar diagnosis before a DID diagnosis is a misdiagnosis and um that doesn't sound right to me. like. at all
as soon as I hear any parent say "I don't let my child use social media" I automatically assume that they're abusive and controlling
as soon as I hear any country say "we don't let our children use social media..."
as soon as I hear any country say "we don't let our children use social media..."
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
as soon as I hear any parent say "I don't let my child use social media" I automatically assume that they're abusive and controlling
as soon as I hear any country say "we don't let our children use social media..."
as soon as I hear any country say "we don't let our children use social media..."
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HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.
They are a threat to every organisation.
They are a threat to every organisation.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn.
They are a threat to every organisation.
They are a threat to every organisation.
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more to the point imo, purposefully isolating youth & cutting them off from the vital safety of support systems that can build is flatly abusive. it's all but openly about preventing kids from finding out what is being done to them by authority figures in their lives is wrong and violent
And what makes the age of 16 safe to be online? What makes any age ever safe to be in this world? It’s not, it never was, and we shouldn’t wrap our children up in bubble wrap. We should demand a safer world for them instead, one in which they get to participate, fully
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
more to the point imo, purposefully isolating youth & cutting them off from the vital safety of support systems that can build is flatly abusive. it's all but openly about preventing kids from finding out what is being done to them by authority figures in their lives is wrong and violent
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December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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the judge who refused the doctor being harassed by a bigot at Fife the right to anonymity throughout these proceedings and ultimately led to her name and photos being published by the press and all of the harassment that has happened since
should still step down
you piece of shit.
should still step down
you piece of shit.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
the judge who refused the doctor being harassed by a bigot at Fife the right to anonymity throughout these proceedings and ultimately led to her name and photos being published by the press and all of the harassment that has happened since
should still step down
you piece of shit.
should still step down
you piece of shit.
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If I ever write a memoir I’m gonna call it, “The trauma of putting up with the rest of you.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If I ever write a memoir I’m gonna call it, “The trauma of putting up with the rest of you.”
yes phone, 5pm is a perfectly useful time to push a phone update, there is definitely enough battery for that and no chance of me needing my phone at that time after a long day at work away from a charger
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
yes phone, 5pm is a perfectly useful time to push a phone update, there is definitely enough battery for that and no chance of me needing my phone at that time after a long day at work away from a charger
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“For tonight’s production the role of Herald will be played by… himself”
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“For tonight’s production the role of Herald will be played by… himself”
it's always funny (read, not funny at all) when someone talks about you like you're not in the room "oh I like herald" thank you kindly, many do, however the herald you speak of is right in front of you, I'm not a character played by an actor, you can use second person pronouns now. I have arrived
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it's always funny (read, not funny at all) when someone talks about you like you're not in the room "oh I like herald" thank you kindly, many do, however the herald you speak of is right in front of you, I'm not a character played by an actor, you can use second person pronouns now. I have arrived
there's a certain kind of grief that comes with being a headmate formed after the trauma and watching the people you love most in the world rediscover it all over again, and there's fuck all you can do to stop them from being hurt because that's what's needed for them to heal
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
there's a certain kind of grief that comes with being a headmate formed after the trauma and watching the people you love most in the world rediscover it all over again, and there's fuck all you can do to stop them from being hurt because that's what's needed for them to heal
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Alyssa is a very dear friend, it would mean a great deal to me if you could help her out.
Well if you want to help me fix or get a new phone depending on which is easier ko-fi.com/ashley95676
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Alyssa is a very dear friend, it would mean a great deal to me if you could help her out.
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Every sylveon is transgender
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Every sylveon is transgender
they do love to lurk in the trees them birds
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
they do love to lurk in the trees them birds
downloading my music of 6k odd tracks and doom at the same time with the recklessness of frodo trying to draw the eye of online sauron
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
downloading my music of 6k odd tracks and doom at the same time with the recklessness of frodo trying to draw the eye of online sauron
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Well if you want to help me fix or get a new phone depending on which is easier ko-fi.com/ashley95676
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Well if you want to help me fix or get a new phone depending on which is easier ko-fi.com/ashley95676
every so often I go "ah shit I care, I'm not as disconnected as I wish I was from the rest of the system, their maladies and ailments are also mine, their fate is inextricably bound to me, I am not so different after all" and then I call our dad a cunt and it goes away
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
every so often I go "ah shit I care, I'm not as disconnected as I wish I was from the rest of the system, their maladies and ailments are also mine, their fate is inextricably bound to me, I am not so different after all" and then I call our dad a cunt and it goes away
the rest of the system: I really like music, I really like playing instruments and composing and harps and violins and pianos and
me: where's a FUCKING DRUMKIT
me: where's a FUCKING DRUMKIT
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the rest of the system: I really like music, I really like playing instruments and composing and harps and violins and pianos and
me: where's a FUCKING DRUMKIT
me: where's a FUCKING DRUMKIT
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Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.
how am I supposed to be a badass anarchist under these conditions (he says, fully aware that these conditions are perfect for a badass anarchist to fuck shit up in)
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
how am I supposed to be a badass anarchist under these conditions (he says, fully aware that these conditions are perfect for a badass anarchist to fuck shit up in)
more storage need more storage giv storage
December 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
more storage need more storage giv storage