Haha, that’s perfect. 🦎

Modern urban salaryman dragon who's begrudgingly adopting to modern times. He's roamed the countryside for centuries, but cell phone bills don't pay themselves. (There's this Match 3 gacha game he's *way* too into.)

SSDs have some amount of RAM built in for caching, so they're getting swept up in the runaway RAM pricing too. Same with GPUs.

I’m not super active on it, but need to poke around for a few hobbies. In the last year or two they’ve really cranked up the amount of hot-takes from communities you don’t follow. It’s a super weird vibe.

Settings > Account Settings > Show Recommendations In Home Feed is also a nice option to toggle off.

It was nice of Coach Scales to invite you to see his whisky ho- collection, but the equipment kobolds on the team are hinting that it might not be such a good idea. The lil’ guys probably just can’t hold their liquor.

Things might get awkward when they accidentally wander into the headless lounge. 🫣