Here4Hooves
@here4hooves.bsky.social
I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/here4hooves
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/here4hooves
"We have to figure out which of these identical toy suits is Steve before sunrise or he'll be stuck like this forever!"
"It's that one."
"What? But they all look the same..."
"The gag is shaped just like his cock."
"...how do you know what his..."
"Uh-"
"I knew you two were fucking!"
"It's that one."
"What? But they all look the same..."
"The gag is shaped just like his cock."
"...how do you know what his..."
"Uh-"
"I knew you two were fucking!"
January 21, 2026 at 10:40 PM
"We have to figure out which of these identical toy suits is Steve before sunrise or he'll be stuck like this forever!"
"It's that one."
"What? But they all look the same..."
"The gag is shaped just like his cock."
"...how do you know what his..."
"Uh-"
"I knew you two were fucking!"
"It's that one."
"What? But they all look the same..."
"The gag is shaped just like his cock."
"...how do you know what his..."
"Uh-"
"I knew you two were fucking!"
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Came across this old sketch of John and BD from around the time I read BD's '84 comic series in 2022...
I had headcanoned that when BD got merged with his costume it left him null, so John helps the guy out by giving him a magic dildo to become his new cock... UwU
I had headcanoned that when BD got merged with his costume it left him null, so John helps the guy out by giving him a magic dildo to become his new cock... UwU
November 26, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Came across this old sketch of John and BD from around the time I read BD's '84 comic series in 2022...
I had headcanoned that when BD got merged with his costume it left him null, so John helps the guy out by giving him a magic dildo to become his new cock... UwU
I had headcanoned that when BD got merged with his costume it left him null, so John helps the guy out by giving him a magic dildo to become his new cock... UwU
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Commission for @circespet.bsky.social who's being shrunk down to a fox at a con for all to see. Oh no!
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Commission for @circespet.bsky.social who's being shrunk down to a fox at a con for all to see. Oh no!
Someone has to have written a kobold story titled, “Fortune Favors The ‘Bold”, right? 👀
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Someone has to have written a kobold story titled, “Fortune Favors The ‘Bold”, right? 👀
The #DragonAppreciationDay hangover is always a shock to the system. The scales and tails should come as no surprise, but there’s that lingering question as things come into focus:
Is the room going to feel unusually small, or far too big? #TFEveryday
Is the room going to feel unusually small, or far too big? #TFEveryday
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The #DragonAppreciationDay hangover is always a shock to the system. The scales and tails should come as no surprise, but there’s that lingering question as things come into focus:
Is the room going to feel unusually small, or far too big? #TFEveryday
Is the room going to feel unusually small, or far too big? #TFEveryday
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Dragons have one of the larger post-TF support networks. There’s a lot of new instincts they need guidance through.
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Dragons have one of the larger post-TF support networks. There’s a lot of new instincts they need guidance through.
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
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TF comm for @fractaldiane.bsky.social !! ^^ i had such a good time working on it, thank you so much!! ><
#tf #transfur #TFEveryday #furry #furryart #furryfandom
#tf #transfur #TFEveryday #furry #furryart #furryfandom
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
TF comm for @fractaldiane.bsky.social !! ^^ i had such a good time working on it, thank you so much!! ><
#tf #transfur #TFEveryday #furry #furryart #furryfandom
#tf #transfur #TFEveryday #furry #furryart #furryfandom
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January 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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It was a good year for TF writing! Toon hijinks, athletic wear shenanigans, stuck satyrs, and a whole lot of costume TFs. www.furaffinity.net/gallery/here... #Transfur #TFEveryday #TFTuesday
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It was a good year for TF writing! Toon hijinks, athletic wear shenanigans, stuck satyrs, and a whole lot of costume TFs. www.furaffinity.net/gallery/here... #Transfur #TFEveryday #TFTuesday
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The “I wish I didn’t have to take this costume off…” to “Wait, there’s nothing underneath the zipper, where’d my body go!?” Costume TF pipeline.
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The “I wish I didn’t have to take this costume off…” to “Wait, there’s nothing underneath the zipper, where’d my body go!?” Costume TF pipeline.
The “I wish I didn’t have to take this costume off…” to “Wait, there’s nothing underneath the zipper, where’d my body go!?” Costume TF pipeline.
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The “I wish I didn’t have to take this costume off…” to “Wait, there’s nothing underneath the zipper, where’d my body go!?” Costume TF pipeline.
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I hear it's football season! :D
Have the Furry Stampede, the team I drew up back in summer 2021. A really fun series :D
(Tag yourselves in quote-bleats!)
First image on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/43611743/
Art Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
#FurryArt
Have the Furry Stampede, the team I drew up back in summer 2021. A really fun series :D
(Tag yourselves in quote-bleats!)
First image on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/43611743/
Art Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
#FurryArt
September 17, 2023 at 5:13 PM
I hear it's football season! :D
Have the Furry Stampede, the team I drew up back in summer 2021. A really fun series :D
(Tag yourselves in quote-bleats!)
First image on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/43611743/
Art Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
#FurryArt
Have the Furry Stampede, the team I drew up back in summer 2021. A really fun series :D
(Tag yourselves in quote-bleats!)
First image on FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/43611743/
Art Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:...
#FurryArt
Couch: “Alright, this blindfolded speedrunner is going to need some quiet time for this next boss phase.”
Runner: *Deeply Focused Rhythmic Sword Swipes.*
Audience: …
Audience: …
Audience: * LOUD CLAPPING ON THE ONES AND THREES!*
Runner: *Deeply Focused Rhythmic Sword Swipes.*
Audience: …
Audience: …
Audience: * LOUD CLAPPING ON THE ONES AND THREES!*
January 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Couch: “Alright, this blindfolded speedrunner is going to need some quiet time for this next boss phase.”
Runner: *Deeply Focused Rhythmic Sword Swipes.*
Audience: …
Audience: …
Audience: * LOUD CLAPPING ON THE ONES AND THREES!*
Runner: *Deeply Focused Rhythmic Sword Swipes.*
Audience: …
Audience: …
Audience: * LOUD CLAPPING ON THE ONES AND THREES!*
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Thanks to everyone who submitted a story (and/or feedback!) for the pilot. The great news is that we got a lot more stories than we expected (23!) but the team must now shortlist/select. That’ll be happening over the new few weeks! : D
We're trying to start a furry transformation digital zine and are looking for submissions for the pilot! Accepting TF stories! More details: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1126... Watch this space!
January 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Thanks to everyone who submitted a story (and/or feedback!) for the pilot. The great news is that we got a lot more stories than we expected (23!) but the team must now shortlist/select. That’ll be happening over the new few weeks! : D
Dragons have one of the larger post-TF support networks. There’s a lot of new instincts they need guidance through.
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Dragons have one of the larger post-TF support networks. There’s a lot of new instincts they need guidance through.
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
Stamp collecting is an apartment-friendly way of dealing with that hoarding instinct! Minions are great, but have you thought about coaching an intramural sports team?
Amazing run, great commentary, and is that a Firebirds t-shirt? 🏈🐅🦊📕 👀💦
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Amazing run, great commentary, and is that a Firebirds t-shirt? 🏈🐅🦊📕 👀💦
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January 6, 2026 at 5:16 PM
It’s the first #TFTuesday of the year! Be careful what you dabble in today. It could quickly escalate to a #NewYearNewYou situation.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It’s the first #TFTuesday of the year! Be careful what you dabble in today. It could quickly escalate to a #NewYearNewYou situation.
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if you were picking up a tiny centaur, would you do it hot dog style or hamburger style?
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
if you were picking up a tiny centaur, would you do it hot dog style or hamburger style?
Man. 🌊🐐
You don’t need your neighborhood TF goat boy to tell you this is bad. But I sincerely hope none of y’all support this administration.
You don’t need your neighborhood TF goat boy to tell you this is bad. But I sincerely hope none of y’all support this administration.
January 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Man. 🌊🐐
You don’t need your neighborhood TF goat boy to tell you this is bad. But I sincerely hope none of y’all support this administration.
You don’t need your neighborhood TF goat boy to tell you this is bad. But I sincerely hope none of y’all support this administration.
I wonder what the yearly ER stats would be for someone who's, "Not A Dog Person" getting bit by a werewolf, very much becoming a dog-person, and then immediately giving themselves food poisoning via chocolate.
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I wonder what the yearly ER stats would be for someone who's, "Not A Dog Person" getting bit by a werewolf, very much becoming a dog-person, and then immediately giving themselves food poisoning via chocolate.
A friendly reminder that LLMs will almost always respond with nonsense when you ask them "Why did you do this erroneous behavior?"
They're famously bad at describing their own capabilities and will just hallucinate an apology-shaped error message. Don't get riled up by LLM "confession" screenshots.
They're famously bad at describing their own capabilities and will just hallucinate an apology-shaped error message. Don't get riled up by LLM "confession" screenshots.
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
A friendly reminder that LLMs will almost always respond with nonsense when you ask them "Why did you do this erroneous behavior?"
They're famously bad at describing their own capabilities and will just hallucinate an apology-shaped error message. Don't get riled up by LLM "confession" screenshots.
They're famously bad at describing their own capabilities and will just hallucinate an apology-shaped error message. Don't get riled up by LLM "confession" screenshots.
Today's adventure is trying to figure out how to get a short story Markdown file into a Shunn formatted .docx 🫣 Anyone got some spare nerd TF they can lend me?
January 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Today's adventure is trying to figure out how to get a short story Markdown file into a Shunn formatted .docx 🫣 Anyone got some spare nerd TF they can lend me?