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computer science student.
as such, i do things on computer.
but computer is no freind.
so i scratch my head all day wondering what all of these runes in the Σ are


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> it is now forbidden to read the epstein files in class
>

smh 1984
February 4, 2026 at 8:54 AM
if you do not understand what a saddle point is, think of the middle of a pringles
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
uni wifi so good it blocks the uni websites...
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
windoes dowsn't win :neofox_laptop_notice:
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 AM
reading papers rn.
did you know that according to the latest 2025 recommendation outline by the french national health organisation's data, 0.5% of the french population is trans?
but wait, there's more!
4% of the french population has yet to discover that they are actually trans!
1 in 25 french […]
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February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
[Joking about AI bros]

> if my AI girlfriend isn't running on my own hardware then i'm not owning it.
>

right...
now, i hope you don't mind me using that server to run my raytracer; if i'm not rendering my 2D girlfriend on YOUR own hardware then i'll not be owning it... Or something?
January 31, 2026 at 8:49 PM
my ratracer kinda funking
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I had to put some clothes because the mayor came to my door and i was still in pajamas.
at 6pm.
i think uni gets me overworked and i get hallucinations
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 PM
foss devs listing "no distracting eye candy" as a feature...

yup, this looks ugly af.
but it's fine, it's foss, i'm not gonna complain
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 AM
what if i formatted my student card..?
January 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:49 PM
dear database developpers,
yes, my last name contains two consecutive dashes.
please deal with it.
especially when the product i am trying to get from you is mandatory for my master
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
[grokpedia spotted in the wild]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING WITH THE WORLD???
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That weird feeling when a music group i thought was relatively underground gets to do the ending theme of an anime
January 20, 2026 at 9:01 AM
some French train stations:

* gare de Tours: Tours
* gare de Nantes: Nantes
* gare du Mans: Le Mans
* gare de Nice-Ville: Nice (town) (nice)
* gare de Bordeaux St Jean: Bordeaux (but saint Jean for some reason)
* gare de Marseille St Charles: Marseille (but saint Charles for some […]
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January 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
mattel: here is an autistic barbie
bigots: but she doesn't look autistic
mattel: she has earphones
bigots: 😃
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Thanks to technology i can now :neofox_laptop:
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
bluetooth headphones "battery low" jumpscare
January 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
yes, i did symlink my .cache folder to /tmp/, i know it is not something you should ever do, but hear me out, my uni computer has 512mb of storage, and 64 gb of storage, and they ask us to use jupyterlab on firefox, with vscode open on the side, 512mb isn't enough for that shit, what other […]
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January 8, 2026 at 9:13 AM
it's 2026, people are asking chatgpt to write them new year's resolutions in a split-second while i'm still there trying to get bert to give me meaningful embeddings.
language models are such a joke
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I really need an emotionnal support neofox
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If your website has a loading screen that hides the actual content even though it is already loaded, at least don't complain that i am using ublock. I need it to _see your website_!
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
i set up my instance to automatically open conten warnings, because most of the time i open them and it's pretty normal. Or i missclick and end up blocking friends instead of opening the cw.

so yea, today i got flashed with an unexpected pair of breasts in a public space. Oops...
ig ill go back […]
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December 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
linus torvalds:

> I hope AVX-512 dies a painful death, and that Intel starts fixing real problems instead of trying to create magic instructions to then create benchmarks that they can look good on.
>

meanwhile, intel:

> AVX-512 Vector Neural Network Instructions (VNNI) – vector […]
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December 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
finnish christmas 1 (@ 82 ➡️ Frankfurt(Main)Hbf) #nowträwelling

https://traewelling.de/status/6621678
heredos's Reise mit Träwelling - Träwelling
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December 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM