Bro that's just a board.

What would we do with tuna water without cats to dispose of it for us?

Lois is clearly a chubby chaser, yet they never play into that by having her get romanced by another fat guy.

Me to the fruit fly sitting on the rim of my baja blast can: "You son of a bitch. I hate you because of what you are. I'm racist against fruit flies."

DJ Akademiks to host relaunch of kids say the darndest things, except instead of the kids saying the darndest things, it's Akademiks whose saying them to the kids.

Hot take: Toast'em Pop-Ups are better than Pop-Tarts.

Yo these middle ages dudes got the broccoli hair!

People who get punched in the head for a living shouldn't be given microphones.

Hand a conservative guy a microphone and he'll say some shit like "it's gay to have sex with your wife more than once because she isn't a virgin after the first time." Bro, take off the stupid fucking hat.

If this had been Christopher Walken the joke sadly wouldn't have landed over the phone.

Are you telling me a can peed in this pie?

these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them