Mine had the cash machine ripped out of the wall by a JCB.

Twice.

(They finally moved it inside).

This is only the Third Greatest Thing™️ I've found in my tiny French village free library.

No 2 - Red Army Choir CD

1st Prize: a giant illustrated Encyclopedia of Bestiality!

(To my eternal regret, didn't take it. Too massive to fit in my bag, gone next day.. But WHAT a coffee table book 😂)

Heck yeah!! The haul!! 🍿🤓✨

Something to cover every taste in the house for some time..

THIS CAT

(Jasper)

#catsofbluesky #tabbycat

(Unfortunately I fear this is a temporary situation - a truce prompted by cold room and snow outside.

Normal hissing and slapping duties to commence shortly..)

The cinnamon roll uncurls to say hi.

Perfect cinnamon rolls for everybody!

#catsofbsky #cinnamonroll #cat

We also found a stranded digger and Great Big Hole, which Lusha is very eager to explore (me less so).

#roadworks #doggowantstohelp

More majestic poses and.. noses.

She cannot resist a good snow drift.

My human is so silly for not understanding basic Feline Property Law.

- A trained Claw-yer.

1. Socks were placed in My Spot (nicely warmed by human's butt)

2. Socks were obviously a gift for ME, and no longer the property of human.

3. Therefore, they do not fall under the category of "Where are my socks??"

Since they are clearly MY socks now!

- Cat Logic

"Don't look at me, I'm innocent. What socks. I don't see any socks.

Why do you always assume that I, frequent stealer of socks, have ur socks THIS time?

Really.."

#cat #miralkathecrimequeen

Gorgeous Kitty!!! ✨😽

Darcy is also very clingy and affectionate *now*, but boy it took forever to stop getting spooked by every slightest thing..

Adult ex-ferals are simply the best - we've had several, every one has been a ferociously loyal little dog in a cats body..

Darcy was extremely nervous and shy, and slapped/hissed at everything that moved for about a year.

His friend (who I brought home as well) was very outgoing and friendly.

Naturally we called them Darcy and Bingley.

This is Mr Darcy! I spotted him under a car in 2022, and became just a *little* obsessed.

Asked around, no owner / feral cat. Got permission to try and trap him.

That took 6 months. In the process 2 other feral cats came home as well 😅 Then 2 more (his sister's kittens).

The scratches will continue until further notice.

#catsofbsky

Oh nice! I have to go out at 6am, which hopefully won't be cloudy again.. playing moon tag right back at you in 10hrs 📸😀