Juan Carlos
hernameisjuan.bsky.social
Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
Coffee date w my friend!! It's actually too hot for my jacket I'm embarrassed
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It's Bear w Me Friday, r u bearing w me?
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm sorry I sobbed so hard @ the penultimate ep. of "My Hero Academia" can I still put the tip in?
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Oh you're CRUSHING it king!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's Friday; can u spot everything that's fat in these pictures?
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Laid in bed in a "nothing matters" spiral for hours and then I finally got up to make dinner!! Steak nachos
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
That oomfie that has to PISS
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Okay, time to wish thos bear a goodnight
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Impressed my coworker by flippin' a Christmas tree w one arm
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ain't no jellyfish but I'm the catch
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Don't need the Blastoise meme to thirst trap ty
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Was out all last night but luckily still dragged myself outta bed to hangout w my fam!
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Gayborhood bound 🚌
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
LOVE Pink(Panthress)
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Lettin'the girls breathe a bit before PINK
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love gay Halloween!! What do u mean ur doin' a joint costume w Keroppi and you're ALSO doin' one w Petey where I'm fat and he's wearing jeans!!?
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nobody:

The Gluttonous Pompompurin:
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm off the adult yummy drink
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Helped Kena w her haul from the Houston Garden Center!!
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy Fat Guy Friday!!!!

Grabbin'some Persian w the bestie
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Goin' on vacation @ the end of the month so I have to get from #3 to #1 by then 🤭
October 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love us!!
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's Fat Boy Fall
October 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me to her
October 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A Fat Guy Friday in Jocktober
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM