Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
I used to be a buttery croissant then a witch turned me into a human
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Juan Carlos
@hernameisjuan.bsky.social
· May 19
Successfully grabbed all the groceries on my list I'm taking when I go to Sabrina's tn!!!!
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Learned to design & create my now-favorite medium of art this year
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Learned to design & create my now-favorite medium of art this year
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Oh that's awesome!!
FDA approves first new kind of drug to target gonorrhea in decades. The infection has developed resistance to almost every antibiotic used to treat it.
www.statnews.com/2025/12/12/f...
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FDA approves first new kind of drug to target gonorrhea in decades
The bacterium that causes gonorrhea has developed resistance to nearly every antibiotic used against it.
www.statnews.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Oh that's awesome!!
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Poppy anemone
February 12th 2024
February 12th 2024
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Poppy anemone
February 12th 2024
February 12th 2024
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My post-Heated Rivalry question is, once again, does Wendy Williams exist in this universe
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My post-Heated Rivalry question is, once again, does Wendy Williams exist in this universe
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Just a reminder that ICE didn't exist until 2002. It's not some longstanding institution that must be maintained. It was created as a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11, and it could be gotten rid of as easily as it was created.
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just a reminder that ICE didn't exist until 2002. It's not some longstanding institution that must be maintained. It was created as a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11, and it could be gotten rid of as easily as it was created.
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Mario
flip it around
Wario
flip it around
Wario
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mario
flip it around
Wario
flip it around
Wario
Coffee date w my friend!! It's actually too hot for my jacket I'm embarrassed
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Coffee date w my friend!! It's actually too hot for my jacket I'm embarrassed
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I think a lot about the Batgirls and how they have a generational throughline of wanting to do good because the world needs it, rather than redeeming your own loss through some form vengeance.
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think a lot about the Batgirls and how they have a generational throughline of wanting to do good because the world needs it, rather than redeeming your own loss through some form vengeance.
It's Bear w Me Friday, r u bearing w me?
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's Bear w Me Friday, r u bearing w me?
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Y’all forgot he wanted to commit a hate crime in his youth, but there weren’t any black people around for him to kill.
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Y’all forgot he wanted to commit a hate crime in his youth, but there weren’t any black people around for him to kill.
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from the same publication that gave man of the year to hitler, btw
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
from the same publication that gave man of the year to hitler, btw
YAY YAY YAYYYYYY
I chose Palm Royal and oh my god every gay icon character actress is here
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
YAY YAY YAYYYYYY
For some reason "My bones be my own" from like not even my favorite Azealea Banks song loops in my brain every so often
“You are not hard to love” idk sometimes I get phantom of the opera stuck in my head & won’t stfu
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
For some reason "My bones be my own" from like not even my favorite Azealea Banks song loops in my brain every so often
Okay that sounds so good
The trick is to toss in so many dried ancho, guajillo, and pasilla chiles in with the dried beans that they come out looking like Boston baked, but babe, these burn.
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Okay that sounds so good
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omg i just watched problemista for the first time and it is such a perfect piece of magical realism. the whimsy! it reminded me of the first time i read gabriel garcia marquez. so good
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
omg i just watched problemista for the first time and it is such a perfect piece of magical realism. the whimsy! it reminded me of the first time i read gabriel garcia marquez. so good
The last season of "Great British Bake-Off" 😓
I hate when someone on a reality show is clearly the best the entire season and then wins???
December 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The last season of "Great British Bake-Off" 😓
I'm sorry I sobbed so hard @ the penultimate ep. of "My Hero Academia" can I still put the tip in?
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm sorry I sobbed so hard @ the penultimate ep. of "My Hero Academia" can I still put the tip in?
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just realized it's been 4 years since i did this
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
just realized it's been 4 years since i did this
"Palm Royal"!!
What should I be watching on Apple TV outside of Pluribus and Severance
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Palm Royal"!!
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the urge to say “more than me? 🥺” whenever my friends say they love something
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the urge to say “more than me? 🥺” whenever my friends say they love something
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Me when I'm shirtless:
There are just...SO many problems with that slogan, Chi-Chi's.
December 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me when I'm shirtless:
She's cruisin'
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
She's cruisin'
Me 😓
If you have a space for a mini deep freezer it pays for itself if you are an aggressive meat deal shopper
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Me 😓