Hershburglar
@hershburglar.bsky.social
“Now let me remind you Trump sent both J.D. Vance and Don Jr. … on some weird royal-esque mission to Greenland. It’s almost like the king trying to send his first-born son to conquer a new land, except the first-born son is, like, Beavis, and then you send J.D. Vance as Butthead…”
Adam Mockler
Adam Mockler
May 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
“Now let me remind you Trump sent both J.D. Vance and Don Jr. … on some weird royal-esque mission to Greenland. It’s almost like the king trying to send his first-born son to conquer a new land, except the first-born son is, like, Beavis, and then you send J.D. Vance as Butthead…”
Adam Mockler
Adam Mockler
In other words, Honorary Doctorates from Dakota State U aren’t worth squat.
May 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
In other words, Honorary Doctorates from Dakota State U aren’t worth squat.
When the top of your lawn mower gets holes so big that grass shoots out the top, it’s probably time to get a new one. Say hello to my little friend!
May 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When the top of your lawn mower gets holes so big that grass shoots out the top, it’s probably time to get a new one. Say hello to my little friend!
Luke on the bright side: it’s Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you!
May 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Luke on the bright side: it’s Star Wars Day! May the Fourth be with you!
I see that nearly everyone on social media is a legal expert today.
The dumbest population on Planet Earth, yet they're all experts on everything.
The dumbest population on Planet Earth, yet they're all experts on everything.
April 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh, Victoria, that’s so original. 🙄
March 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Oh, Victoria, that’s so original. 🙄
March 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
March 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
5 things Trump did this week
1. Tanked the stock market some more
2. Hosted a Tesla sales event at the White House
3. Said CNN and MSNBC are illegal
4. Got hit with a microphone
5. Went to Florida to play more golf
1. Tanked the stock market some more
2. Hosted a Tesla sales event at the White House
3. Said CNN and MSNBC are illegal
4. Got hit with a microphone
5. Went to Florida to play more golf
March 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh, for the love of…!
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh, for the love of…!
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m driving for Ellie’s 3rd grade field trip. We passed a Tesla and this is the conversation I overheard in the backseat…
February 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Courtesy of @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Courtesy of @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
