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hesjustphill.bsky.social
Phill
@hesjustphill.bsky.social
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I attempt to tell a computer what to do
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a frog looking off into the sunset with the text: “ someone asked if I was ready for the fall, and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society “
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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I have the lizard meme at home
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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“This year with you has been life changing and it’s need so great to grow alongside you. I’ll never forget that time in the cafeteria with the chicken tendies LMFAO good times man but more to come.” Signed: Philly Bear 🐻
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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this that sky im talkin bout @ranch.is.sick.fyi
a picture of a pink and blue sunset with a plane trail and a crescent moon
July 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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😂😂
pillow that look like meatballs with sauce on them on a couch that looks like a sub roll With the text “imagine getting railed on the meatball sub couch”
July 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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oh no their mobile view is overflowing 😮
a screenshot of the mobile view of white wind overflowing the edges of the screen
June 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I’m tired of this grandpa
A cat with a sparkly wizard hat and robe sitting on a cliff with a teacup with the text “90s babies just trying to heal & live” and a volcano erupting in the background with the text “the world exploding for the 144th time in our life”
June 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Edward from twilight making a strained face with the text “*farts*”
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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“I watched that tv show you recommended”
A row of green flag emojis
June 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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@samuel.bsky.team fantastic job on the return to top button love the new look!!
a screenshot of the scroll to top button on the mobile
June 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Even funnier all the local businesses here kept photoshopping the zebra in images
A Facebook post from Honest John’s Frozen Custard with a photo of their business and a couple of workers standing with a zebra. The text reads: “Look who just stopped by! He traveled all the way to Gainesboro just for some custard!”
June 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Had the honor of attending a bumble bee meeting this morning the whole colony was buzzing about. 🐝
a group of bumblebees walking on a green septic cover surrounded by grass
June 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I think this is Long Hunter State park in Tennessee not sure
a view of a waterway from an airplane window
May 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Robert De Niro making a concerned face with the text “you’re laughing? The rugrats are stuck in Paris and you’re laughing?”
May 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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A black couch in front of a wooden desk with white walls.
May 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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a burrito with the text “this and being used like a hole”
May 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Jesus with a phone to his ear with the text “start the rapture”
May 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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a person on a ladder in the sky between two clouds with the text: “I’m telling god”
May 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Isn’t this the #golang logo
a key holder that is a crocheted blue thing with big lips as the opening
May 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A horse inside a gas station throwing up
May 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Edward from twilight standing weirdly by a tree in the woods making a strained face with the text: *queefs dominantly*
May 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A close up of a sweaty persons face with the text: “When I’m 4 “huh’s” in and I still couldn’t hear them”
May 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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They took “let’s get this bread” way too seriously.

Also I have sooo many questions
A beat up pick up truck with a bunch of random bread bags in the bed.
May 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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A wizard creating a fire tornado with the text “I cast you lost the game”
May 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Dark souls victory achieved screen
May 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM