Zetus Lapetus
@hevindenderson.bsky.social
I’m all about culture*
*Butt chugging a diet coke, high on the devil’s lettuce.
*Butt chugging a diet coke, high on the devil’s lettuce.
who the hell keeps leaving werthers originals in my bussy?
March 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
who the hell keeps leaving werthers originals in my bussy?
Stephanie Meyer walked so Sarah J Maas could run!
January 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Stephanie Meyer walked so Sarah J Maas could run!
I was gonna make a joke that Gracie Abrams’ dad is JJ Abrams, but thats apparently the truth
January 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I was gonna make a joke that Gracie Abrams’ dad is JJ Abrams, but thats apparently the truth
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Birds inside airports are my favorite part of American culture.
December 20, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Birds inside airports are my favorite part of American culture.
I don’t care how many movies you put him in, I still couldn’t pick Paul Mescal out of a crowd.
December 10, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I don’t care how many movies you put him in, I still couldn’t pick Paul Mescal out of a crowd.
Dating Pro Tip: Ask to see their YouTube history
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Dating Pro Tip: Ask to see their YouTube history
Imagine becoming a ghost in like 2003, looking ugly as hell for the rest of eternity
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Imagine becoming a ghost in like 2003, looking ugly as hell for the rest of eternity
Gen Z being labeled Zoomers is honestly a major L for ya’ll, I’m so sorry
December 6, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Gen Z being labeled Zoomers is honestly a major L for ya’ll, I’m so sorry
Do we have to use hashtags on this app, or can we all be adults?
December 5, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Do we have to use hashtags on this app, or can we all be adults?
Gays passing each other at the movies as they see wicked for the 23rd time.
December 5, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Gays passing each other at the movies as they see wicked for the 23rd time.
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Thinking about going back to school sandwich artistry
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Thinking about going back to school sandwich artistry
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So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”
Straight girls: “I love my gay friends, they have such great style.”
The Style:
The Style:
November 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Straight girls: “I love my gay friends, they have such great style.”
The Style:
The Style:
Vegetales, but instead of veggies it’s carnival foods, and instead of god it’s ancient aliens
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Vegetales, but instead of veggies it’s carnival foods, and instead of god it’s ancient aliens
Me last year: “AI is going to destroy us all.”
Me now: “How can I help train this MF?!”
Me now: “How can I help train this MF?!”
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Me last year: “AI is going to destroy us all.”
Me now: “How can I help train this MF?!”
Me now: “How can I help train this MF?!”
Watching Daffy Duck getting squashed by a cartoon piano like “Damn, why can’t life be like the movies.”
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Watching Daffy Duck getting squashed by a cartoon piano like “Damn, why can’t life be like the movies.”
We’re f*$🎺in with Drumpf when dinner is being served right upstairs?
November 23, 2024 at 4:04 AM
We’re f*$🎺in with Drumpf when dinner is being served right upstairs?
Wherever she is, protect Wendy Williams
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Wherever she is, protect Wendy Williams
Really, the WWE lady for Education? Ms. Frizzle was right there.
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Really, the WWE lady for Education? Ms. Frizzle was right there.
Dear GOD, not another Uber driver with something to prove
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Dear GOD, not another Uber driver with something to prove
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Happy Saturday, bitches.
November 16, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Happy Saturday, bitches.
What a dumb first post
The scariest thing about algorithms collecting my data? Truly being seen.
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
What a dumb first post
The scariest thing about algorithms collecting my data? Truly being seen.
November 17, 2024 at 4:55 AM
The scariest thing about algorithms collecting my data? Truly being seen.