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a dachshund riding a skateboard on a street
ALT: a dachshund riding a skateboard on a street
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No prob, bob.
thank you for finding something thats somehow way worse than the original
Zomb tuah, groan on that thang.
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
No prob, bob.
He'll forgive me. I'm just a hungry little guy.
*You could try, but he's pretty observant for what I've seen... May end up getting mad at you for taking freebies-
Do you think he'll notice if I sneak a freebie or two?
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
He'll forgive me. I'm just a hungry little guy.
Helmet.
*How in the world are you so clumsy, and you're not dead-?
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hopital...
hopital...
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Helmet.
Zomb tuah, groan on that thang.
Did that fucking zombie just say hawk tuah
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Zomb tuah, groan on that thang.
Do you think he'll notice if I sneak a freebie or two?
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
*He probably has some, don't see why he wouldn't.
Man.
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Do you think he'll notice if I sneak a freebie or two?
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
I'd pay him back ₑᵥₑₙₜᵤₐₗₗᵧ but it'd be kinda funny to try.
h
hopital...
hopital...
(DEEP sigh)
*... You good bro?
*... You good bro?
Hey. Hey guys. Check this out-
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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hopital...
hopital...
I've got great news, my guy-
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I've got great news, my guy-
Man.
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Man.
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
I want a potato snack now.
Maybe I can hit Sling up for some fries...
Oh hell yeah! Free snacks!
i dunno if i'll have to do that!! she's making enough for a whole family so sharing seems planned :0
Sneak a bite. Claim the snack tax.
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Oh hell yeah! Free snacks!
Sneak a bite. Claim the snack tax.
update 3: theyre making potato bites from the minecraft cookbook and ive been designated Kitchen Guardian. i will not disappoint even though its about to start smelling really really good
update 2: shes making me watch her clean her room. this bitch is not actually cleaning her room
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Sneak a bite. Claim the snack tax.
Hey. Hey guys. Check this out-
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Hey. Hey guys. Check this out-
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
( Does a SICK KICKFLIP... and then promptly eats shit on the pavement. )
( He's just out here doing tricks off of the atoms in the fucking air. Don't mind him. )
January 12, 2026 at 7:16 AM
( He's just out here doing tricks off of the atoms in the fucking air. Don't mind him. )
Shit, you right. My bad, man.
dont mind my dawgs
Hey! I've got a better question-
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Shit, you right. My bad, man.
Hey! I've got a better question-
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Hey! I've got a better question-
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#ROBLOXRP || #MVRP || #PHIGHTINGRP
[ credits go to: kinggu-monyong + nativesnaper on tumblr ]
#ROBLOXRP || #MVRP || #PHIGHTINGRP
[ credits go to: kinggu-monyong + nativesnaper on tumblr ]
a dachshund riding a skateboard on a street
ALT: a dachshund riding a skateboard on a street
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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#ROBLOXRP || #MVRP || #PHIGHTINGRP
[ credits go to: kinggu-monyong + nativesnaper on tumblr ]
#ROBLOXRP || #MVRP || #PHIGHTINGRP
[ credits go to: kinggu-monyong + nativesnaper on tumblr ]