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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · Apr 10

Describe yourself with a building

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 46m

Going to see him on Friday. Hope he does London Irish (sublime).

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 49m

Harold Bishop's Spicy Spuds fnark.

Chris Gomm @gommster.bsky.social · 4h

How have I only just learned about these.

Picture of Spar branded Neighbours Harold Bishop's Spicey Spuds flavour crisps

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 1h

I think I still have my red phone rendering somewhere. I'll dig it out at the weekend.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11h

Oh bloody hell. Happy days sniffing the Paynes Grey marker.

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 1d

Oooh yes, but never marge.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 1d

Toast

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 2d

The Three Bollocks of Melquiades Estrada

chubby bannister @chubbybannister.bsky.social · 3d

Bring Me the Bollocks of Alfredo Garcia

Grumio @grumio.bsky.social · 3d

One of Our Bollocks is Missing

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 3d

Gurt lush

Grumio @grumio.bsky.social · 3d

Okay yah

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 4d

I always thought that was spelt cax. You're never too old to learn.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 4d

Sturdy

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 4d

Poutine time

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 5d

Mike Read in Mike Reid shades there. #totp

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 5d

PLAY BEASTIE BOYS COWARDS #TOTP

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 5d

Duno

<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 5d

TERRY AND DUNE

Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater) @catvincent.bsky.social · 5d

DUNE VERSUS MECHADUNE

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 5d

Cornish Anglicans are plotting revenge.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 6d

Choon!

Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 6d

Number 3. Jocko Homo - Devo

youtu.be/x3u5DQPfBOk?...

DEVO - Jocko Homo (original single version) (video)

YouTube video by Sophia Sumthin'

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 7d

One of those cardboard piss bottles please. I want to try something out.

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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 8d

This ALIEN synopsis from a Hong Kong bootleg DVD needs to be in a museum and guarded as a cultural treasure.

"Space ship people get up from sleeping coffin and have eat. Computer woman find strange noisings on planet and astronauts go
to seeing. Astronauts find big elephant man who dead then find too many egg.

Astronaut is possess by egg demon and new egg demon is come when eat bad noodle. Seven friends and cat all try to find egg demon
before space ship go home but is hard working.

Who will life to escaping? Who is bad milk blood robot? Scream not working because space make deaf."

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 9d

Slava Ukraine!

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 10d

I expect the physical degradation, it's the mental collapse that's so sad. Mum sends a cheque every week for the food order we've done for her and half the time gets the word and number amounts different. Last week by a factor of 10.

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 10d

It is the lid of a cake box, so reflects the baclava. I now feel like I didn't get enough cheese. Must seek out a room temperature brie.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 11d

Not a bad haul

A selection of fruit based rums and gins, and some baclava. Booze for'bairn.

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Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 12d

I remember when the shopping page was called 'Froogle'.

Hewlett-Knackard @hewlett-knackard.bsky.social · 12d

MIL and FIL are both late 80s and still fiercely independent. This is both excellent and awful in equal measure. Thankfully my mum is more compliant. Great to know yours are still fighting fit.